2 Works by matchsticks_p (matchsticks) in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
04 Feb 2016
Canon divergence: Poe and Finn crash land together on Jakku and don't get split up. Poe spends the next few days searching for his droid, attempting to save the galaxy, trying not to die of dehydration, and discovering that the newly-minted Finn (minted by me, Poe realizes over and over again, and it feels like a new revelation each time) carries a lot of bad habits from the First Order he has just defected.
Ten Times General Hux Could Not Kriffing Believe He Was Fucking that Undisciplined Skywalker Scum by matchsticks_p (matchsticks)
08 Jan 2016
Whenever Kylo Ren throws a dramatic tantrum over something inconsequential, Hux grits his teeth and very carefully does not think about the 500+ hours of leadership training he has completed or the zero hours Ren has done because his mommy happens to be General Organa.
General Hux has workplace issues. Meaningless sex does not help solve them.