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    Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

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    09 May 2018

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    This is basically a Winter/Iron AU about a buzzfeed article in which a model is trolled by his sister and her toddler son recreating his photos. Taking place in the range of Iron Man (post accident, Tony returns from Afghanistan and obtains a kid), this is an AU in which Tony is not related to Bucky, he's just a single dad (to Peter) who apparently likes to play dress up with his son instead of go to board meetings. Steve and James are their usual BFFs, and Steve claims all the credit in the world for:
    1. getting Bucky off his couch and out into the world
    a. so he could get his new prosthetic arm
    b. so he could get a job modeling which he actually enjoys
    2. showing Bucky the parody instagram featuring this adorable kid, some expensive clothes, a robot, and sometimes a super hot guy that might be said adorable kid's very single dad.
    In short? Steve's the best friend ever.

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    17 Apr 2018

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    After the events of Civil War, Natasha returns to Stark's compound. She needs to figure out some things, and she, kinda, just needs to see Tony.

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    12 Apr 2018

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    Tony knew that flying through the wormhole in New York was the right thing to do, and he knew that it would kill him.

    So, he doesn't anticipate waking up to find Steve towering over him, a look somewhere between pissed off and concerned on his face. Beside him, Thor appears troubled, and Tony can't ask what's wrong because there are SHIELD agents pointing guns at Bruce, and that never ends well.

    The incident's forgotten about by the time they arrive at medical, though tension's thick in the air. Clint, being the intelligent guy he is, decides to break the tension with a simple, "The fuck's wrong with your eyes?" And it doesn't take Tony long to figure out what he's talking about.

    Tony needs to run some tests, so he retreats to Stark Tower.

    And then, as always, HYDRA have to mess everything up.

    (Alternatively titled: Tony Gets Kidnapped, Then Clint & Bucky Adopt A Kid)

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    03 Apr 2018

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    Tony drives off.

    Well, he wants to.

    But he can’t.

    Because.

    Steve Rogers is in front of his car.

    Steve fucking Rogers. Is in front of Tony’s fucking car.

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    16 Mar 2018

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