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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    The first thing he notices is the walls are closing in.

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    18 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Look, Buck is okay with stripping his way through college to survive. It's only for the two years his associate degree takes, anyway. And he likes the money, and the attention, and his colleagues are great.

    But then Bobby had to go and hire Eddie Diaz, who swoops in and charms all the customers and starts stealing Bucks tips. So he has to deal with Eddie Diaz four nights a week, and then he goes home, and while he sleeps he dreams vivid images of large hands, strong biceps and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of.

    OR: The AU where they're both strippers and Buck goes from "I hate this guy" to "Oh fuck, I think I'm in love with him"

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    18 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 92

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    Caught in the rhythm of routine, Eddie remembers a few moments too late that he’s meant to be entering quietly when he gets home from work.

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    Or: a self-indulgent Buck and Chris napping together fic.

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    16 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Bobby opens his mouth like he wants to argue but decides against it. “Walk me through the logic here then. How will this make sure you never fall in love?”

    “Because I’m making someone who doesn’t exist,” Buck explains, glancing from the half-full bowl to Bobby. He can’t work out what the look on Bobby’s face means so he pointedly elects to ignore it. “They’ll have brown hair,” he starts, clipping another petal from the rose bush. “And brown eyes-“

    “Lotta people out there with brown hair and brown eyes, kid,” Bobby says lightly and Buck rolls his eyes.

    “But not many that can ride a horse backwards,” Buck counters. “And whose favourite shape is a star and who’s got…two scars,” he decides, plucking a basil leaf and dropping it in the bowl. “One on each shoulder.”

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    A Buddie Practical Magic au

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    14 Sep 2021

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    In which Buck takes Eddie on a summer road trip through the Sierra Nevada Mountains, and they fall head over heels in love with each other.

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    05 Sep 2021