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    Sung Jin-woo has a problem.
    A new ridiculous side quest has put him on the path to internet culinary stardom.

    Woo Jin-chul has a problem.
    His favorite Youtube cooking channel host is the new tenth S-ranker in Korea.

    Let the shitshow begin.
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    actual recipes linked in ch 15

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    28 Sep 2021

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    "Let's start over," he said suddenly. "I'm Kim Dokja. You are?"

    "Yoo Joonghyuk."

    "Long time no see, Joonghyuk-ssi. How many years has it been? 17? It's good to see you didn't grow up ugly."

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    28 Sep 2021

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    As usual, Merlin has utterly failed in keeping a low profile by inadvertently getting himself dragged into a mess of a situation that appears to have something to do with a seemingly unkillable snake man, a toad woman, an order of phoenixes, and a boy named Harry Potter who, he quickly finds, is equally bemused by his current predicament. When he discovers how lost the boy is, he resolves to help him and his friends get rid of this dark lord--as well as their malignant (and worse, ineffectual) new teacher.

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    27 Sep 2021

  4. Rec *

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    "Congratulations, you're an honorary member of Team Seven."

    She didn't say it every loop. Despite not remembering things, Shikako only brought it out when Shino learned something new and disturbing. It didn't occur to Shino the first time she said this, but after hearing her say it for the first time for the fifth time, Shino understood.

    "That is less of a statement of honor and more of a statement of sympathy."

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    07 Sep 2021

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    Trapped in another universe, Sasuke and Shikako decide to go to hero school until they find a way back. The idea was that as hero students they wouldn't draw unnecessary attention while training. This works about as well as you would expect from a couple of people whose idea of subtle is to fake a natural disaster.

    -or-

    How Shikako single handedly eliminated the social stigma about therapy in UA High School.

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    07 Sep 2021