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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    "Jack was a pretty good guy (all the murdering people notwithstanding), and they trusted each other (didn’t they?), so he could maybe just look the other way while Rhys took care of this and then they’d never have to talk about it, right?

    Right?

    Right.

    God, Rhys hopes he’s right."

    In which Rhys is not right, but Handsome Jack still gives him everything he ever wanted. Sort of.

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    23 Jul 2019

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    "It was really kind of surprising how easy it was to escape the hell of Pandora just by saying 'hey, I’ve got our insane/dead CEO lodged in my fucking brain! Wanna have a look?'"

    Turns out that Jack's not so dead anymore. Turns out that he has more than a passing interest in Rhys for some weird reason.

    Slight AU of Tales from the Borderlands, and a WIP.

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    21 Jun 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    12 May 2019

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    When Rhys finally pulls back from the kiss, his eyes are bright, and he’s grinning at Jack, hair flopping over his forehead again. “What’s your name?”

    “What?” Jack asks, distracted by the feel of Rhys’ waist under his hands. “Jack, duh.”

    “No, I meant like your name.” Rhys rolls his eyes. “So I know who to ask for when I book my next appointment.”

    Jack stares at him. This is...probably a really bad idea.

    “John,” Jack says eventually. “Ask for John.”

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    Helios has a Pleasure Palace where you can book sessions with a Handsome Jack doppelganger for fun times. Rhys is a regular. Jack is there for business. Mistaken identity shenanigans and unwieldy feelings ensue. Also lots of sex, that too.

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    05 May 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    Rhys gets transferred to a shitty job at the Wildlife Preserve after a negative yearly review. Somehow, while he’s trying to repair the thresher enclosure, the containment field gets disabled.

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    18 Apr 2019