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    He didn’t mean to start dating. People like Ben should never date—not unless they’re doing it with other people like Ben, which is still in no way a desirable scenario.

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    She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.

     

    Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.

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    In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.

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    23 Sep 2020

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    Knot pic. Knot pic -- and from the look of it, the owner needs to see a medical professional immediately. Tomato emoji, eggplant emoji, three water emojis, winky-face emoji.

    Oh, for God’s sake.

    Her glands are already itchy and she’s changed her underwear twice. Unless she wants to spend three days in writhing misery, she’s going to have to swipe right on one of these prize winners.

    Message: Hi. I saw your post. I would like to have a conversation with you, if you’re willing.

    (Alternate Summary: the author completely loses her mind and decides to throw another PWP A/B/O smutfest onto the garbage heap.)

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    13 Sep 2020

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    When the call connects, Will says, “I know what kind of crazy I am, but I’m not this kind of crazy.”

    “Will?” Dr. Lecter says.

    “Yes, hi, sorry,” Will says. “It’s me. There’s a baby on my porch.”

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    17 Aug 2020

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    Pre-heat left him short-tempered and irritable, even worse than usual, but Hannibal had lingered in his office doorway and said, “Come along, Will. No reason to grade on an empty stomach.”

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    17 Aug 2020