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    Following on from his short-lived standup tour Trashmouth and extended hiatus, Richie Tozier is making a comeback with his first-ever special from Netflix. The special, titled Trashmouth Comes Clean, is described as “a stripped back insight into the man behind the dick jokes (that still includes some dick jokes)”.

     

     

    [a post-canon social media fix it fic]

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    02 Aug 2020

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    @PuzzleStan is:

    -A puzzle enthusiast named Stan (44%, 3553 votes)
    -An anonymous stan of puzzles (44%, 3602 votes)
    -A puzzle enthusiast named Stan who is leaning into the wordplay (12%, 969 votes)

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    01 Aug 2020

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    Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.

    Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.

    Eddie is probably not on steroids.

    Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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    28 Jul 2020

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    Ned stopped just inside the doors, looking down into Sansa's face again. He touched the pale lavender of her eyelid, heart aching for this perfect creature and all that would be denied her if the maesters were right.

    "She is our daughter," Ned said firmly after a moment, looking up to meet Catelyn's worried gaze. "And her being able to see or not does not change that."

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    22 Jul 2020

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    The Losers all know Richie and Eddie are the best of friends. So it's not so weird to Stan that Eddie moves in with Richie after his acrimonious divorce. And Bev doesn't raise an eyebrow to all the ridiculous dog co-parenting gags Richie plasters his social media with. Mike thinks Eddie's bedroom in the apartment him and Richie share is pretty spartan, but he'd just moved in a few months ago, and Eddie was kind of like that, anyway. Bill thinks Richie's new act is funny as hell, especially all those gags about how him and Eddie are a "couple." And when it comes time for Ben and Bev's wedding, Ben sends Richie and Eddie separate invites, so those two wild bachelors can each bring their own plus-ones.

    Or, Five Times the Losers Thought Richie and Eddie Were "Just Friends"... and One Time They Didn't

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    15 Jul 2020