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    Summer before his third year, Hoseok says he wants to move out of the dorms and Yoongi replies easily, “My lease is almost up, wanna get a place together?”

    Hoseok can’t speak for a second, just wants.

    “Seok?” Yoongi says, pushing his glasses up with the heel of his hand, tongue poking into his cheek nervously. “We don’t— we don’t have to, never mind.”

    “No,” Hoseok says, taking the half step to their table, sliding Yoongi’s beer toward him, settling on his stool with his caipirinha. He chews on the straw. “No, no,” he can feel the smile breaking across his face, “that sounds great, that sounds really nice. Holy shit, yeah, let’s do it.”

    “Yeah?” A shy smile touches the corners of Yoongi’s mouth. “Yeah? Okay. We could get a couch for Holly.”

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    or hoseok and yoongi meet on the internet, become friends, both end up in seoul, become better friends, move in together, and then eat some pancakes. oh, also they make out.

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    09 Sep 2020

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    Monkey D. Luffy knows, that despite popular opinion, Roronoa Zoro is a man of many expressions.

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    12 Jun 2020

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    he peers into the chaos, searching for an answer. yoongi’s still struggling at the forest-line. he escapes for a moment before an Other tackles him to the ground.

    a surge of panic rushes over namjoon. there’s too much going on, people everywhere, violence, blood, death.

    and in the middle of it all: hoseok.

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    in which namjoon is a pacifist in a world that's trying to bleed him dry

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    22 Jul 2019

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    A drunken priest, a prostitute, a data collector, a therapist, a pirate, and a cop walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long faces?"

    The priest answers, "The downside of capitalism."

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    20 Jun 2019

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    i wanna be a space cowboy baby

    honestly so fun

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    What would Hoseok do what would Hoseok do what would Hoseok do what would — Jungkook puffs out his cheeks, makes a weird high-pitched noise, and darts across the floor to like. Pet Jimin. Into the ground? Or something?

    “Are you feeling okay, Hoseokie?” Jimin mumbles from where he is partially smothered beneath Jungkook’s chest. He sounds confused.

    Well. 0 for 1. Clearly Jungkook needs more practice at the whole Convincingly Impersonating Jung Hoseok thing.

    (Alternatively: Jungkook and Hoseok switch bodies. Feelings, as they are sometimes wont to do, spring forth.)

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    05 Jun 2019