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Embracing his Inner Snake, a Parselmouth Snarrody by drwritermom for elvirakitties, lovetoseverus, sheankelor, Alisanne
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Futurama, Star Trek: The Next Generation, My Little Pony, How I Met Your Mother
30 Jan 2018
Harry Potter is the dratted spawn of the Potion Master's Hogwarts nemesis, James Tiberius Kirk - oops, wrong fandom, James-archetype Gryffindor-Potter. Watch what happens when Snape's new nemesis fails to do his assigned summer reading and is held after class by his vengeful Potions Professor, Severus Snape. Snape soon realizes, to his utter horror, that he, Potions Master par excellence ain't the only ginormously-powered half-blood wizard Dumbledore has mistreated by leaving him in the hands of malicious Muggles. A whole lotta words that pretell the payback that three half-blood wizards rain down upon one purebred megalomaniac. And there are Veelacorns a-comin', 'cause they're a thing/are things - subject-verb agreement, who am I, the grammar police? Oh, and there is a lotta Inner Monologue, just because. Veelacorns are cute, and no, I don't abuse substances of any kind, this is just the way my brain is wired. Enjoy!