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    His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.

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    20 Mar 2018

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    THIS IS THE BEST KIND OF HOUSE PORN

  2. Rec *

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    Voldemort has made a bargain with Harry to stop killing muggles and muggle-borns (when at all possible, of course) in exchange for Harry's cooperation. While Harry thinks he's using the time to find a way to defeat the Dark Lord, he will realize that Voldemort is always one step ahead, and so long as he isn't killing anyone...what's the big deal? He has bigger things to worry about now, anyway. Includes dementors, pureblood culture, the prophecy, what exactly happened with Lily's sacrifice, magical breakthroughs, children Death Eaters, and portraits of family. Final pairing: H/D. Sequel to Black, in the Smothering Dark. Beta'd by laureen@livejournal.

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    05 Sep 2016

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    A true epic in the style of lightningwave's Saving Connor series, featuring loads of fascinating worldbuilding, politcal maneuvering, moral dilemmas, and relationships.

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    When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?

    All along, Kingsley Shacklebolt finds himself pining for the good old days, when, instead of governing, all you had to worry about were Dark Lords and imminent death,

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    29 Aug 2016

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    I would not have expected anything involving the politics of vegetable standardization to be so funny and yet, here we are.

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    Ichigo’s been ordered to go undercover at a magic school to bodyguard a kid named Harry Potter, and this would be fine, except that he’s about as good at bodyguarding as he is at magic. And he considers it a good day, magic-wise, if he hasn’t set anything on fire.

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    09 Jul 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    God this is just the BEST, SO FUNNY

  5. Rec *

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    The work Harry does is justifiable. It’s justice. He works for his country, and his country is a republic—the magical side, anyway. It’s not laudable work, it’s not work he’s proud of, but it’s necessary work. Harry has always taken the necessary jobs that no one else has the stomach for.

    It’s just that he’s never deciphered a kill sheet and seen Draco Malfoy’s name on it.

    Career Choices: Harry: Hit Wizard; Draco: Anti-Government Extremist

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    20 Jun 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Nonstop action, perfect tension, and thickly plotted: just the way I like it.