Based on Clara's lovely prompt:
AU where harry and louis are strangers but they always get the same train to work in the morning and one day harry falls asleep on louis’ shoulder. louis wants to be annoyed because harry just broke a least seven rules of tube conduct but he looks so soft and peaceful that he just lets him sleep and wakes him ever so carefully when it’s his stop. it happens again and again until it becomes a regular thing where louis will let harry snooze and then gently nudge him awake, hand him the cup of coffee he took from him so it wouldn’t slip and spill everywhere and send him off with a “have fun at work, love” and after the tenth time harry isn’t even embarrassed anymore.
Cue changing work schedules, missing each other for the first time in weeks, panicking because “i don’t even know his name, why didn’t i ask for his name”, dramatic waiting on platforms and finally bumping into each other again when they least expect it
Disclaimer: it might not follow the prompt 100% all the time
Bookmarked by loubutt
15 Dec 2015
"So how old does that make you?"
It takes Harry a second. "Twenty."
Louis arches an eyebrow. No matter how morally dubious that makes him, this boy is not twenty years old. "Bullshit."
Harry pinches his bottom lip between two long fingers. "Eighteen."
"What is this, a missile launch?"
Harry giggles. "Seventeen."
Or, Harry is 17 at a college party, and Louis is not Brian Kinney.
“You didn’t deny thinking about me while watching porn either, though.” Harry smiled and brushed his curls to the side before leaning over the desk so he was closer to Louis. “Do you stroke your big cock to those corny student teacher porn videos? Do you get mad when you watch? Because god, it’s so fucking cheesy. But you can’t help the way you start to come when the student starts moaning, ‘Ugh fuck professor fuck me.’ Because somehow it’s hot, and maybe it’s hot because you want to hear a certain student moaning professor while you fuck them over your desk. Now isn’t that right, Professor Tomlinson?”
~ or the one where human harry seduces his hot teacher professor tomlinson, who happens to be a vampire ~
louis knows all the tricks to make harry squirm.
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
24 Jan 2014
The One Direction PR management team decides that Harry needs to get married. Harry doesn't want to. Louis comes up with the perfect solution to the problem.
(Working title: Fake!Husbands Whooot!)