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    It's too far out of her way and she's wasting so much money, but Lily can't help but return to the bookstore every weekend, where her passion for good literature has, perhaps, been unexpectedly reignited by the messy-haired, pun-making, rather handsome bloke who works there.

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    09 Jun 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    james potter to chat hey there demons its ya bois: LADS. RED A-FUCKING-LERT
    sirius black: last time you called red alert it was bc pete ate all ur ceral
    james potter: and it was a fuckin TRAVESTY
    peter pettigrew: ur name wasn’t on the box!!!!!!!! it’s a crowded break room!!!
    remus lupin: are you going to tell us what the alert is or not
    james potter: I’M IN LOVE

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    09 Jun 2018

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    With a best-laid plan, a naked rear end, one jalapeño and a pair of light-up antlers, Lily Evans's carefully crafted life is hurtled into chaos.

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    08 Jun 2018

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    What's the best way to catch some radical socialist maple syrup thieves? Go undercover as a couple with a twee Brooklyn store, of course.

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    31 Jan 2017

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    Amy had this thing where she did stuff that normally would’ve annoyed the hell out of Rosa, except it didn’t annoy Rosa at all. Which was confusing. Also, annoying.

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    31 Jan 2017

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