loot1991
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- Kingsman (Movies) (2)
- Voltron: Legendary Defender (2)
- Marvel (1)
- Captain America (Movies) (1)
- Numb3rs (TV) (1)
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Podfic of a ladyGray99 a silk pillow series
It started with a question and became a lifetime
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podfic of Basically Heterosexual by loot1991 for CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
27 Mar 2019
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“Wait – you’re gay?”
“Adam… Adam we’re dating.” Shiro frowned, glancing up from his paperwork. He wasn’t entirely sure if this was a joke or if his boyfriend was actually unaware of their relationship for the past three months. Adam sat on the couch, looking completely blown away by the turn of events.
“We’re dating?” He repeated and groaned “We're dating! Takashi you couldn’t have told me that sooner? I’ve had a hot boyfriend and didn’t know?” He threw up his hands “Do my parents know?!” He asked. Shiro frowned. He thought they did – but then again he thought Adam had known too.
“I… Have no idea? Did you think straight guys normally make-out with other guys?”
“Don’t blame me for your lack of communication skills!”
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Shiro is trying to implement the homosexual agenda, but (like all great conquests) there are challenges. Ft. Keith being exasperated.
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podfic of Basically Home Schooled by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle, loot1991 for CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
26 Mar 2019
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“Hey, Shiro I’m taking the bike out!” He called, dumping his bag in his room and tearing off his uniform.
“Do your homework first!” Shiro yelled from the kitchen and Keith silently cursed. He slipped on his black t-shirt, tossing the Garrison’s orange disaster of clothing on the ground.
“I don’t have any.” He lied, almost falling over in an effort to get his jeans on faster. After wrestling for a couple minutes to get them on he laid on the ground, staring at the ceiling. The door opened and Shiro looked down at him blankly.
“You don’t have any.” He repeated, voice completely deadpanned. Keith frowned. He liked to think he was a pretty good liar, but Shiro didn’t look even the slightest bit convinced. Did people in the Garrison have homework everyday or something? “Keith, I’m your fucking teacher. I assigned the homework.”
Oh. Right.
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Keith is experiencing the great tragedy of having your teacher also be your guardian. Also, the kid that sits next to him is so annoying.
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One day, during a moment of stress/heightened emotion, Harry refers to Eggsy as his son. Harry is utterly mortified. Eggsy is quite touched.
+1: If it happens in front of other agents or even new recruits.
+a million: If it happens in front of recruits and some of them don't get it because clearly Galahad is Arthur's son. It's not like it's some big deal.
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Ficlet Friday Ask: Hartwin Planning a Wedding (podfic) by loot1991 for LegoLock
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
30 Jul 2016
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"The moment Lee unwin realizes his mentor is in love with his son. Can't decide between helping Michelle violently kill Harry or plan the wedding (and stop Michelle from killing Harry). Oblivious Eggsy thinks his parents have lost their minds."
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podfic of Storytime: Voltron is (Basically) a Disaster by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle, loot1991
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
27 Mar 2019
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Jedi General Obi-Wan Kenobi has been sent to negotiate the use of the hyperspace routes near Tatooine. He expects to find Jabba the Hutt, but the slug is nowhere to be found. In fact Tatooine is not at all what he expected, and why does people want him to see a mechanic?
Bookmarked by loot1991
23 Jan 2020
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Lost by Kamaleen
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Jan 2017
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"Do you want them to call him 'son of the traitor'? Doesn't 'General Organa's grandchild' sound better? Which one do you want?"
"What do you mean? He needs you. Your son needs you."
"No, he does not need me, and so do you."
"Ben…"
"This is the only thing I can do for him, and for you."
His most bitter memory surfaced, and Poe groaned before covering his face with his hands.
---Seven years ago---
"It turned out that…" general Organa continued, her voice sounded strange in Poe's ears, as if she was nervous and worried. "…Kylo Ren is an omega."
"An omega?" Poe nearly knocked the chair over in shock. "What? Him?"
"Yes." General Organa nodded. "He has been in pre-heat for 48 hours, and will be in full heat soon. It appears that he had been using too much suppressant that his body starts to show a symptom of drug resistance – in this case is resistance to suppressant. And with his heat prolonged and refused for years, there is a high possibility of the heat not ending and biological systems collapsing if he isn't mated."
"Wait a minute…" Poe gasped, "You want me to fuck him?!"
Bookmarked by loot1991
22 Jan 2020
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Junior Detective Li Finds His Purpose by deutschistklasse for MuffinLance
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
12 Jan 2020
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Zuko was having a bad day, then an exhausting day, then a great day too. Who would have thought that the ancient Earth Kingdom laws could be so helpful in achieving some petty but very satisfying revenge.
Bookmarked by loot1991
19 Jan 2020
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Zuko realizes his destiny much earlier. As in, as soon as he wakes up in the palace after his Agni Kai and is told he is banished. Unfortunately, he's never been a patient one. So he storms right up to Ozai and tells him what he's going to do. And gets locked up for over three years. Then, one day, he's being pulled out and told he's the new Fire Lord.
A "Zuko never meets the Gaang and suddenly becomes Fire Lord after three years of literal torture" AU. In which the Gaang doesn't know what to think of this new Fire Lord who happens to be the missing nephew of Aang's firebending teacher, Iroh is misunderstanding a few things, and, sure, maybe the world hates the Fire Nation, but the Fire Nation LOVES Zuko, and he can work with that.
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- Part 1 of Fractures
- Language:
- English
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Bookmarked by loot1991
19 Jan 2020
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Keith had to inherit something from his mother; he's shocked to discover it was her taste in men.
In which Keith is surprised, Lance is discussed, and Krolia ships it.
Bookmarked by loot1991
11 Jan 2020