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    Misadventures of Tony and Sasuke, the witchy camboy gamer.

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    Adventures of one Frank Castle and the extraterrestrial witch Minato, who took one look at Frank and thought yeah, yeah I'm having that.

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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    And see, Yoongi’s a professional—despite what a lot of people may think, he’s capable of keeping his cool, capable of being civil when he needs to be. And he’s perfectly willing to be; if Runch Randa—Kim Namjoon—would just keep his stupidly big brain and his stupidly gorgeous face as far away from Yoongi as possible. They could be distant colleagues who would only see each other whenever there’s an important company meeting and Yoongi could live his life as he always did, making music and hanging out with his friends and pretending that Runch Randa doesn’t exist.

    But that’s not what happens. Kim Namjoon signs, and then proceeds to fuck up Yoongi’s life in the most carefully-constructed way.

    (Or: AU where Min Yoongi and Kim Namjoon are rival producers who are tasked to write Jungkook's album together.)

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    08 Dec 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the language in this is a motherfuckign marvel and it flows so well and please read this one carefully okay please don't be an idiot read it carefully and take notes and maybe drink less coffee because you're talking to yourself via a bookmark you will probably not remember tomorrow

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    "Do you feel stupid and regret it yet?" A twist on the usual isekai reincarnation. It'd be less embarrassing if it was as anyone other than Sasuke. SI/OC-Insert.

    Canon has fallen off a cliff entirely as of chapter 22.

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    28 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    To read

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    He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.

    Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.

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    27 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    best adult relationship ive read in a fanfic hands down

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    “A meeting,” Tony doesn’t even bother to hide his incredulity.

    “Yes.”

    “With the Galactic Empire,” he attempts to lighten his own mood with the joke, but the response he gets from Ross makes the blood freeze in his veins.

    “They call themselves the Unitary Galactic Communia, actually.”

    If Tony lets his silence speak for itself, it’s only partially because his throat is closing up on him at an alarming rate.

    “I know it sounds bad at first—“

    “Oh no no no, not at all,” Tony interjects quickly, “this is wonderful news. A communia. A unitary one. Sounds very… organized. They must be people who know how to keep an army. Of galactic proportions. This is great, really. Not debilitatingly frightening in the least.”

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    Alternatively: the freshly pardoned Rogues have complaints, Tony is dead on his feet, and Steve has issues with the handsome alien lord who keeps offering Stark the literal universe.

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    24 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i mean it's bashy and i really like stevie as a character, but the OC's are fun fun fun and the humor is delightful

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    “What is this?” he asked, and the Old Guy sighed and said heavily:

    “That’s the Immortals.”

    Don frowned. “Well, if they are immortal, they shouldn’t be causing a lot of work, now, should they?”

    The Old Guy laughed hollowly. “Just wait a few years,” he said, and pulled the door shut behind him. “You’ll see.”

     

    (In which Joe loses his head and Nicky is no one’s fucking Scheherazade)

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    19 Nov 2021

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