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    In the library of Altaïr, Ezio isn't as ready to let go of his destiny as he thought.
    In the Grand Temple, Desmond isn't ready to face his.

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    24 Nov 2019

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    After an alternate final battle, Harry decides to move on to another universe and maybe a second chance at home

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    01 Nov 2019

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    Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old.

    The past, naturally, rapidly goes quite off the rails.

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    29 Oct 2019

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    With a shock, Thor realises Loki is flirting with him. Ineptly, true enough, testing his charms without the verbal skill to dazzle, every bit an awkward youth, but he is flirting.

    Thor… is not sure what to make of that.

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    In which an attempt to destroy the Infinity Gauntlet sends Thor back in time, and a young Loki appears to be falling for him.

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    22 Oct 2019

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    Imagine how pissed off you would be if you somehow ended up in Middle Earth in time to help, but you didn’t speak Westron. Or Sindarin. Or Khuzdul. All you have are proper nouns, and some random phrases like Mellon, and Amralime, and, oh yeah, the inscription from the One ring. because that’s going to go over well when you start spouting off long forgotten verse in the black tongue of Mordor….
    So instead of eloquently explaining yourself and saving lives and falling in love with a character of your choice, you have to chase them around like a slightly more verbose Hodor, trying to learn a language and keep the dumb bastards alive.
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    Well, it had to happen to someone eventually, and Pissed Off is definitely the way to describe it when it happens to her. But she still tries to do her duty to the fandom and keep the Durins alive just in case it isn't a nightmare after all.
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    Most frequent comment: "I never like OCs and I love this one"

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    16 Oct 2019

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