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  1. Naruto (40)
  2. Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (14)
  3. Marvel Cinematic Universe (7)
  4. 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (6)
  5. The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien (5)

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  1. Summary

    Interdimensional travels of Naruto, Sasuke and Orochimaru, jumping worlds and adopting genii wherever they may see them.

     

    Series can be read in order, but stories don't share any plot other than the initial conceit: Naruto, Sasuke and Orochimaru, due to an unlikely chain reaction of catastrophes in their original Universe, are now immortal, workably unbeatable monsters who float around the multiverse and live as hedonistic antiheroes.

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  2. Summary

    Adventures of one Frank Castle and the extraterrestrial witch Minato, who took one look at Frank and thought yeah, yeah I'm having that.

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  3. Summary

    Misadventures of Tony and Sasuke, the witchy camboy gamer.

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    Jaskier tilts his head, neck crunching at the strange angle, and kisses the King’s stone frown.

    The statue—who is now not so much a statue as a man—gasps into his mouth.

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    29 Nov 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    im writing a fanfic of this fanfic

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    Gotham loses its Robin and Bruce Wayne loses a son. Tim finds one of these too tragic to bear. In his quest to make sure Bruce Wayne lives to see the next year, he strikes upon the perfect solution: another son.

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    His best bet is, naturally, Crime Alley.

    By 8 pm that day, Drake Manor is filled with ten black-haired, blue-eyed boys sitting around the large dining table, looking around the room suspiciously.

    Well. Eleven. But Tim doesn’t think he counts.

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    20 Nov 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    my god

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    Lan Qiren was running to catch up, because he was always running to catch up.

    He was determined not to fall behind, but he was slow, as always, and tired more easily than the others, and then he got distracted and realized a considerable distance had opened up between him and the rest of the group. He ran to catch up –

    He tripped.

    He was going to fall flat on his face, he realized as he pitched forward, throwing his hands up in front of his face to try to blunt the pain since humiliation was already a given. He probably wasn’t far enough behind for them not to see this, and then his brother would turn his face away and sigh, aggravated, his shoulders slumping in disappointment at how Lan Qiren had lost him and their sect face all over again.

    Lan Qiren was so bound up in his gloomy thoughts that it took him a moment to realize that he had not, in fact, hit the ground. Someone had caught him.

    Lan Qiren straightened himself up immediately and dropped into a deep salute. “Thank you for your help –”

    He looked up.

    “…Sect Leader Wen,” he finished weakly.

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    16 Nov 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the characterization makes me tremble and the word choice makes me want to be a better person

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    There was another boy there at the base of the balcony outside of Meng Shi's window, where Meng Yao liked to sit: a boy few years older than him, taller, in finely made clothing that would normally make Meng Yao itch all over in futile envy, but the other boy’s eyes were white around the edges in a way that was immediately, painfully familiar.

    “Someone’s chasing you?” Meng Yao asked, and the boy’s eyes widened even further, surprised, but he nodded in confirmation. “There’s a trellis around the left side – can you climb up? I'll hide you.”

    "Thanks," the boy said, later, once the man he called Wen Ruohan had left. "My name is Nie Mingjue. What's yours?"

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    Chapters:
    14/14
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    15 Nov 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    whoooo boy

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    “Why are we even here?” Wen Xu groused.

    “Yeah! That’s right! Why are we here?” Wen Chao immediately chimed, very obviously taking his cues from his elder brother – much to the latter’s irritation, judging by his immediate scowl.

    Lan Qiren knew that he needed to pick his next words very carefully. With recalcitrant students, a teacher only had a few opportunities to really connect with them. If he allowed them to dismiss him or categorize him as an enemy at this early stage, it would be an incredibly uphill battle to gain enough respect in order to teach them anything, and in this case, given the strength of their background and the fact that this little teaching session was both likely to be short and definitely completely unauthorized, it would quite possibly make it completely impossible to ever get through to them.

    “You are here,” Lan Qiren said solemnly, each word slow and thoughtful, “because your father is an ass.”

    (a story of kidnapping and falling in love, reluctantly)

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    Chapters:
    17/17
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    14 Nov 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh my god

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