leupagus

IT'S NOT A SWAN.



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    Write fanfic, they said. It will be fun, they said. People will read your stuff, they said. ARGH WHY ARE YOU TURNING EVERYBODY INTO A CAT, they said.

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    Female focused or point-of-view Person of Interest podfics.

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    Thorin and his Queen, after the recovery of Erebor.

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    Bruce Wayne is having a bad week, but at least the light fixtures aren't talking.

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    16 Oct 2018

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    IT'S TOO CUTE YOU'LL DIE

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    Between freshman and sophomore year, Bruce Wayne had a growth spurt. He did not get any better at socializing.

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    12 Jul 2018

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    Absolutely wonderful

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    In which Nancy gets married, Lucas gets hot, and Dustin gets to give lots of people advice that he’s only moderately qualified to dispense.

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    22 Jan 2018

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    The greatest.

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    In which Rey and Luke kill some time in a cantina waiting for Luke's mystery contact. Wild stories ensue.

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    25 Jun 2016

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    Luke and Rey at a cantina, listening in (and adding to) the stories of that weird Jedi guy Skywalker. Incredibly good Rey POV.

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    They make it to a safehouse.

    Sam thinks, hopes it’s a safehouse. Steve bullies him through the front door, so all Sam can catch in a bid to take in as much of the landscape and escape routes as possible (because fuck if Sam is letting himself get caught again. His wrists are still red and tender, and there’s a bruise that takes up the expanse of his left side that Steve will never, ever know about) is winding roads, lush, green grass and tulips of all things growing at the end of long, never-ending stalks.

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    31 May 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Any story where Sam plans on yelling at Steve *after* he gets a blowjob is a great story, but even if this story didn't have that crucial element it would still be a great story.