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  1. Summary

    "I will atone. And will you take a life with me?"

    Some Clexa oneshots (I'm working on a full-length fic right now, so I only have time for oneshots for The 100, unfortunately).

    Chapter guide:
    1. My Body Bleeds - shameless smut, post-bowing scene in 303
    2. Polis - fluff, Lexa takes Clarke around the capital

    title and quote both taken from the new Grounder Anthem, My Body Bleeds

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    The main fic of the Carmilla Cop AU, plus an alternate second chapter and (eventually!) an alternate ending.

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    When Hermione Jean Granger was one year old her parents died in a car crash. She knew all about it because she asked a lot of questions and her aunt and uncle believed in answering them.

    Why is the sky blue, auntie? Why are b's and d's like in the mirror? Where do songs come from? Why did Jenny Hopkins call me a--?

    Her father had accelerated into a green light, like you were supposed to. (By the time she was eight, Hermione had the driver's rulebook memorized). A truck driver, going the opposite way, hadn't stopped at a red.

    Hermione had been strapped in a car seat in the back, her aunt and uncle told her. She hadn't been hurt at all except for the scar that stood out, jagged, on her forehead.

    As Hermione grew up into a gangly, bushy-haired, buck-toothed wonder, she thought she could remember it-- a glaring green light, a rush of cold air.

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    16 Jan 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh god my heart

    (this one is so so so good.)

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    A tumblr prompt, spiraled out of control.

    Kara, perhaps out of a want for thoroughness in her story, perhaps out of a Millennial-born urge to creep on a the social media of a woman she finds intriguing, discovers that Lena Luthor has a pretty active following on Instagram one afternoon not long after their first meeting. She debates it, just for a moment, before following Lena.

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    08 Dec 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Physics is the study of the movement of bodies in space and it can unlock the mysteries of the universe. But it cannot answer the essential question of what is our purpose here- and to me the purpose of life is to love, and to love is what you have shown me. I never thought I would have a friend until I met Abby, and now I feel like I have a family of my own, and I love you. Thank you.”

    A little introspection on Holtzmann's end of movie speech.

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    29 Jul 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    no relationship!

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    Muggle-born witch Phoebe McDevitt just wanted her tea to stay warm during class. She didn't expect to accidentally start a spell-making craze among her classmates.

    [Oneshot. Next generation. Based off a Tumblr post, which I will link to in the notes.]

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    05 Jul 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cackling. It's brilliant.

  5. Rec 10

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    "At 10:05 PM, after she knows his detention has already begun, Minerva leaves her quarters, casting a Disillusionment Charm around herself so as not to be stopped and questioned. As she approaches the disused classroom specified on the memorandum, she hears Neville’s screams echoing down the corridor. She wants to turn back, to go to bed, to pretend that this isn’t happening…but it is. And she is powerless so powerless to stop it, but she will be damned if she makes her student endure it alone."
     

    Knowing that a detention with the Carrows will mean hours of torment for Neville, Minerva McGonagall pledges that she will be there for her student, no matter the cost.

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    06 May 2016

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