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    Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.

    Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.

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    20 Jun 2018

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    because eeeeeeeeeep.
    also:
    "The silence has gone on too long. He casts around for a suitable topic, or, failing that, a puddle to drown himself in. “I - went to a coffee shop the other day,” he says, and immediately upgrades himself from drowning to immolation. He should have come with cue cards. Why didn’t he make cue cards? Why didn’t SHIELD just give him cue cards for everything?
    “Did they have coffee?” Bucky says after a beat, like Steve isn’t talking like someone in a Learn To Speak French class.
    “They did! They had coffee.” Someone stop him. Anyone stop him. Maybe there’ll be a surprise attack and he and Bucky could stop it and then talk about. That. “At the shop.”
    There’s a pause where Steve stares desperately at a duck. The duck does not save him. “You like coffee,” Bucky says, glaring furiously at a tree.
    “I do!” Steve says. “You remembered. About the coffee.”
    Bucky nods. Steve nods too, like a puppet. He tries to think of something else to say but all that’s playing in his head is a loud refrain of Jesus Christ pull yourself together Rogers."

    relatable.

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    Bucky starts to believe in a vengeful god on May the twelfth, year of our Lord two thousand and fucking eighteen, because that’s the day he makes fun of Clint Barton for carrying around a dainty little packetful of tissues in his pocket and honking into them like a congested donkey every fifteen minutes. “Fucking polleb,” Clint swears, wiping at his watering eyes. “Fucking claritin. Fucking zyrtec. Fucking bastards, all of dem.”

    “What’s happened to your pokeymen now?” Bucky asks distractedly, not looking away from where Natasha is very slowly setting the last Joker on her vast, exquisitely balanced house of cards.

    “Dat’s not - dey’re not pokémon,” Clint says, aggrieved. “Dey’re drugs. And dey don’t work for me.”

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    12 May 2018

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    “You want me to jerk it to you while we argue about your missing razor from eight months ago?”

    “You’ve done worse,” Bucky says dismissively. “Don’t try to tell me you can’t work under these conditions. You wanted to rail my ass when I looked like a crazed bondage vampire and was actively trying to kill you.”

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    Sam and Steve get married via a series of escalating dares.

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    15 Mar 2018

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    "Dare you to marry me, Sam," Steve says, his voice quiet and sure and enough to drown out the noise of the crowd for a long minute. "I dare you."

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    Bucky tapped him on the shoulder, swaying back and forth a little as he waited for the man to turn around. “Hello,” he said, and then promptly forgot what else he was going to say, because this guy was fucking beautiful. “Wow. Good face.”

    Two of the guy’s friends, a man wearing a suit that fit so well it had to be bespoke and a man with a cute little gap between his front teeth, started cracking up. The petite redhead sitting next to them cocked her head to the side and pulled her phone out of her handbag. Beautiful Face just looked kind of pained, so Bucky redirected. He was a gentleman. He could take a hint. No hitting on beautiful guys who were uncomfortable with that sort of thing, no matter how lickable their jawlines were.

    “Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”

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    12 Mar 2018

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    barnes goes up to him

    and he doesn’t get laughed at

    instead captain america just unfolds his seven fucking feet of pure muscle

    like swole coming out of his booth to shame mankind

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    "Post-action tacos?” Tony suggested. “I’m thinking that place by Fordham. BattleBot, you in?”

    “Can’t,” the Soldier said, typing something into his phone. “I have a date.”

    Tony stopped talking for an entire three seconds. “You. Have a date.”

    The Soldier looked up and blinked, clearly nonplussed to find Sam and Tony both staring at him. “Yes.”

    “With who?”

    “My boyfriend.”

    “You have a boyfriend. You have a boyfriend?” Tony looked like he’d just walked into a lamppost, and then the lamppost had handed him a birthday present.

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    03 Feb 2018

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    heh. stucky. WS/no-serum-steve