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Scorpius Malfoy was thirteen when his parents divorced. He’d always known it would happen someday, but he didn’t expect it to be so bloody loud.
PG-13 for teenage erections, rampant faux-Briticisms, casual alcoholism, and an ice sculpture that may not be suitable for children.
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"And they would like for you to, you know, pleasure them. Orally." Joe shrugs. "I'm kind of tempted to go on there and tell them that you'd have absolutely no idea what to do with a vagina if one walked up and slapped you in the face, but that would kill their buzz."
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“That was unreal,” he says to Joe, who is taking pictures of himself with Hipstamatic and whose appreciation of The Great American Sport clearly leaves something to be desired.
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Nick’s never bothered to do anything unless he could be the best at it – there’s no point, otherwise, because you don’t get trophies for being number two and it’s not really an honor just to be nominated.
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“This isn’t what I wanted,” Nick says hollowly. He’s working the toothpick between his front teeth like he’s James Dean with an insulin pump, and Joe has to stifle the urge to rip it out of Nick’s mouth and throw it across the room.
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One little innuendo takes on a life of its own.
Post Q&A #8.
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21 Jan 2013
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“Charlotte, hi. I think I just accidentally slept with Darcy.”
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18 Jan 2013
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Actions May Speak Louder Than Words, but Sometimes You Really Need the Words by imaginarycircus
Fandoms: Lizzie Bennet Diaries
22 Nov 2012
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Written for the prompt on tumblr from six-fiftyeight: Darcy and Lizzie going grocery shopping.
Mildly explicit future fic. A bit sappy and emotional. I think I have PMS.
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18 Jan 2013
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Lizzie packs up her costume theater into the same bag she used to drag it from Netherfield to San Francisco and all the way back home again. One end of her red Darcy bowtie hangs out the side and she can just see the edge of the newsboy hat beneath her blue plaid shirt. Lizzie runs her hands through her hair and sighs, because on the one hand it’s her thesis project and on the other hand, there are five sheets of high-class stationary tucked into the copy of Persuasion in her backpack. She tucks the bowtie to the bottom of her bag and keeps packing. Two months in LA with her sister. The Jane in her head says, “That’s not the same as leaving,” but Lizzie tucks that away too.
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18 Jan 2013
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So no, Lizzie Bennet had definitely not planned on having sex with Darcy in his office when she'd taken the job at Pemberley Digital.
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17 Jan 2013