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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    "I'll cut to the chase," Selina says, which Tim thinks is funny, because usually 'the chase' is across rooftops and about flirting and grand larceny. "This is our son, Timothy."

    Dead silence follows these words. Mr. Pennyworth waits patiently near the door while Bruce's eyes flicker frantically between Tim and Selina and his mouth parts with no sound. Then he sits down hard on the other sofa.

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    30 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    Bruce: I’ve got an important meeting I can’t get out of, and I won’t be able to pick up Damian today. If you pick him up, I will concede to wearing the ombre rainbow suit and a glitter tie.

    Tim: and the hair dye???

    Bruce: No. Take it or leave it.

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    Pros of having a baby face: looking 30 when you're 60, eating free at a food place because people assume you're a child, helps when you're living in denial about getting older, etc.

    Cons of having a baby face: going to your little brother's middle school to pick him up has...consequences

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    27 Jul 2021

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    The plan was to send him back to just before the Chitauri invasion, but Peter doesn't end up where he's supposed to. Instead he lands in 2010, alone and dying from genetic alterations that were activated too early.
    Unsure what to do, he tries to fix everything but as time goes on, he starts to lose more and more of himself, pieces chipped off by his own mistakes and the things he needs to do to achieve his goals.
    He might not be a hero, or a son, or a nephew, or even a good person anymore, but he still has a purpose.
    Save Tony Stark.

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    23 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    After retiring from MI6, James found himself longing for a life mate. But few Omegas were interesting in settling down with an Alpha with as much history as James. He was reluctant to try a matchmaking service, but he was lured in by the promise they’d find him a highly compatible mate before the Lunar New Year, satisfaction guaranteed or full money refunded. So what did James have to lose, besides his dignity?

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    13 Jul 2021

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    In which a younger Daryl Dixon steals Harry Potter, Merle Dixon will make a deal to detox over someone's dead body, Death is probably having a really bad day because: all this zombie nonsense is not okay, and oblivious boys really should have listened to the ladies.

    Currently: pre-ZA

    Now with Merle! And chickens!

    Because we all need nice things.

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    12 Jul 2021