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    "What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?"

    Harry gives him a slightly bewildered look and furrows his brow.

    "A porcupine has the pricks on the outside," Eggsy finishes.

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    AU: Eggsy is a mechanic working in a garage owned by Dean.

    Harry Hart is Galahad, Dean is forever an asshole, and Lee Unwin and his death have no connection to Kingsman. In terms of setting, the Lancelot trials are over (Roxy won the spot) but the Valentine investigation is ongoing.

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    26 Nov 2015

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    "What sort of aggression is it then?" Eggsy asks, cutting right to the heart of the matter.

    Harry knows even before he hears the response. Knows because even as Merlin is saying, "It appears to affect sexual responses. Activating latent desire and cranking up the subject’s sex drive whilst simultaneously increasing pheromone production," Harry is thinking primarily of the distance between himself and Eggsy and how very few steps it would take to be within range to push the boy to the floor and pin him there.

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    19 Nov 2015

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    Of all the things said about his status as a sex symbol in the press, this is perhaps the one thing that Colin concedes wholeheartedly is true: he's a fucking great kisser.

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    26 Oct 2015

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    "Carry on, then, gentlemen," Merlin says. Silhouettes begin to disappear as glasses come off. Eggsy lifts a hand to slip off his own, feeling hollowed out. But before he gets them more than halfway down his nose something flickers, pale and glimmering, in the corner of his eye.

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    27 Aug 2015

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    Eggsy pulled furtively at the ropes binding his arms and legs to the metal tracks, as if he’d forgotten the last five minutes already. God, though. Before he’d felt trapped, terrified; now it was more like he was… at Harry’s mercy.

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    23 Aug 2015