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    "Hi," she began, and whatever she meant to say that she hoped would sound cool and make Sha Hualing want to let her put her hand on her breast and maybe taste her lipstick was interrupted by Sha Hualing herself.

    "Do you want to make out?" she said. "Watching those two is grossing me out." She pointed at Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu. Luo Binghe was going full babygirl on Shen Qingqiu, pouting and demanding in his lap for cuddles and, if his sweatpants were any indication, secret humping. Shen Qingqiu looked like he was petting a tiny pomeranian rather than the wolf attempting to devour him. It was gross.

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    Wei Wuxian had never heard anybody say that he took after his father. Mostly they compared him to his mother.

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    "I don't want anybody sleeping on my bed but me," said Rina. "I especially do not want seven large and violent cats sleeping on my bed while I am trying to sleep, and you cannot tell me," her voice raised slightly, "that any of these literal demons would do anything but try to murder each other for the right to sleep on my chest!"

    Solomon thought Rina had rather a nice chest, and personally he would be honored to have the opportunity to sleep on it -- but he was forced to admit Lucifer beating up his brothers at two am did not sound very restful.

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    Lan Qiren did not raise Zhan'er to text an hour and a half before dinner to call it off without explanation.

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    Arthur was not enjoying his day.

    One minute he was innocently shooting sweet forest creatures, and the next minute something black and horrible was boiling up from the ground, like all the magic his father had ever warned him against. He stumbled back, watching as it condensed into a thing with a little too many limbs for comfort, turning an inhuman head around to look at him. It had gold eyes, and no mouth. Arthur was suddenly, horribly sure that it could devour him anyway. He was frozen in terror for a long moment, and then his battle instincts took over, looking for an opening, anything to get him out of this alive.

    The thing was silent, too silent, as it surged toward him. One long black thing snapped out, like a whip, and caught him on his shield arm. It hurt, cold and nauseating, and he grunted. He lashed back with his sword, but it cut through the creature as if it were so much smoke he was fighting. Arthur fought anyway, grimly aware that he was not going to die gloriously, or even at home in his own bed, but cut down by a creature he didn't even recognize. It was even worse that he was alone. Once it killed him, it would find his knights, and then --

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    it wasn't that Liu Qingge enjoyed watching Shen-shixiong suffer, but Shen-shixiong definitely deserved it this time.

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    It's a beautiful morning in the Cloud Recesses, and Wei Wuxian was in the library.

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    you know you're in love when you can tolerate someone's coffee order

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    Lan Qiren sets down his tea cup.

    The point is, that awful boy had married his nephew, and it was one thing for him to complain about him and all the terrible things he did, like breathing wrong, but quite another for this little rodent of the Su clan -- who were, to begin with, an inferior cadet branch of the Lan clan -- to say something about it.

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    One quiet moment, between one breath and the next.

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    Scenes in the life of Shen Qingqiu, the multiverse's most reluctant female lead

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    At last, there's quiet in their hearts.

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    Wei Wuxian finds out Lan Zhan doesn't actually need his glasses about fifteen years after he first sees him, an uptight and shockingly handsome boy in heavy black frames and adorable little rabbit teeth being tortured into perfection with a mouthful of braces.

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    "It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."

    "No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"

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    He wakes up and thinks, something will happen today.

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    Shen Qingqiu knew spoiling Luo Binghe would come back to bite him on the ass, but he never expected it to be so literal.

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    Lan Zhan takes his boyfriend to a very fancy Gusu Lan Group party. Lan Huan's not real pleased, but their uncle is 100000% gonna stroke out at this rate.

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    Marriage is full of compromises. Shen Qingqiu just wasn't expecting these specific ones.

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    Lan Wangji knows that Wei Ying is awake by the way he shifts and shudders around him, luxurious and sweet.

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    The landlady says, "How many rooms would you like, sir?" at Lan Wangji, in a way that strongly implies that Wei Wuxian had better not be chasing after a handsome alpha cultivator trying to return him to the bosom of his family before Wei Wuxian managed to irretrievably compromise himself.

    Wei Wuxian opens his mouth to say "Two, please, auntie," in an effort to save Lan Wangji's reputation, but before the words leave his mouth, Lan Wangji says,

    "One."

    Both Wei Wuxian and the landlady stare at him. It's clear that the landlady is trying to figure out if this upright-looking cultivator is the one actually taking advantage of a scrawny omega with donkey shit on his boots, but Wei Wuxian isn't much less confused.

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