lazulisong



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    occasionally i write stories about the liu sibs both being trans because honestly liu qingge reeks of trans jock and what if, i said to verity, what if liu mingyan wore the veil to cover her adams apple.

    i regret to say that verity once again failed to stop me.

    Words:
    3,699
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    4
  2. Words:
    12,735
    Works:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    191
  3. Summary

    The retired crew of the Enterprise get puppies.

    Words:
    4,285
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    138
  4. Summary

    marvel bang 2014 and the associated side stories.

    Words:
    30,641
    Works:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    790
  5. Summary

    IM SORRY BUT SAM WILSON STARING IN BAFFLED WONDER AT STEVE AND BUCKY AND HOW WEIRD THEY ARE ABOUT EACH OTHER

    — #objectivelyterrible (@lazulisong) August 6, 2014

    Words:
    18,082
    Works:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1,558

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “You-“ Zhongli’s voice is hoarse, face contorted in utter bewilderment. Still, he does not move, keeping Childe’s legs straight in the air. “You asked to be my mate. You wanted me to breed you. Ajax, you said that to me.”

    Oh, Celestia, they’re still connected. It’s all going to his head. Childe thinks he’s delirious. This can’t be real. “That was-“ His voice breaks in an awful squeak. “-that was dirty talk!”

    He never thought-

    Oh, fuck. Zhongli moves inside of him, and he can feel the cum sloshing through his guts.

    All this time.

    He’s an idiot. The signs, in retrospect, were so obvious.

    Zhongli has been trying to impregnate him.

    Or, Childe learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes of an (ex) god. It might just get taken literally.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,791
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    9,381
    Bookmarks:
    1,185
    Hits:
    160,280

    04 Jan 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 28

    Tags
    Summary

    “Li Lianhua,” Fang Duobing moans, “I’ve been poisoned.” His head falls heavy into the crook of his neck, a burning weight. Li Lianhua has half a mind to shove him off the bed. It would serve him right.

    Instead, his fingers find his pulse.

    Oh. Perhaps he won’t be getting any more sleep tonight after all.

    “It’s not poison,” he says, flicking him in the forehead. His mind races, putting together the pieces. Sickly childhood, active lifestyle, recent upheaval and stress. “You haven’t presented yet, have you? It’s heat.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1,818

    31 Oct 2023

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    To say that Inazuma’s Mission is a disaster is putting it lightly. What happened in Inazuma is unequivocally a clusterfuck with a capital C, a shit storm of epic proportions not unlike the one raised by Osial himself during the Liyue Mission, which, coincidentally, also tanked the Fatui’s reputation. Dear Archons, it tanked the Fatui’s reputation so hard and so fast that Pulcinella will be lucky if he can manage to dredge up its shattered remains from the depths of the Earth in which it now lays.

    Luckily, Pulcinella has a Plan to fix things, and it all starts with an old, black-and-white photo of Tartaglia in a glorious winter coat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,379
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    17
    Comments:
    705
    Kudos:
    7,915
    Bookmarks:
    1,907
    Hits:
    86,741

    05 Oct 2023

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    The Elders of the four Great Sects: Jiang, Nie, Jin, and Lan. (for some definition of "Elder")
    Sometimes, you just have to know when to stop pushing so hard. Work smarter, not harder, etc.

    Words:
    32,163
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    890

    03 Jul 2023

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shen Yuan's first thought is, cool cool cool, glad to be fucked over by omega hormones again, never mind that he’d been ill for so long in his first life that he’d had maybe three shitty irregular heats before his body noped out of that.

    His second thought is: HOLY SHIT OMEGA SHEN QINGQIU IS CANON???!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,117
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    704
    Kudos:
    6,324
    Bookmarks:
    1,628
    Hits:
    79,537

    30 May 2023