lazulisong
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do u expect me, a gay, to remember everything i write by lazulisong for p0rth0s
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jul 2019
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"What?" says Shang Qinghua. "No, he's not. Why would he court me? He thinks I'm like, a hamster."
"Okay, then why is he dropping like, monsters and shit at your door?" says Cucumber-bro. "That's how they like, show people they can provide for them or whatever."
"Why would they do that!" shrieks Shang Qinghua. "I never --"
"It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."
"No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"
Series
- Part 1 of this is fine
- Part 5 of scum villain
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if I wait for you by lazulisong for Silversouledcat
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jul 2019
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He wakes up and thinks, something will happen today.
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give an inch by lazulisong for reallyyeahokay
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2019
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Shen Qingqiu knew spoiling Luo Binghe would come back to bite him on the ass, but he never expected it to be so literal.
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- Part 4 of scum villain
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it must run in the family by lazulisong for spookyfoot, isweedan
Fandoms: Founder of Diabolism
10 Jul 2019
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Lan Zhan takes his boyfriend to a very fancy Gusu Lan Group party. Lan Huan's not real pleased, but their uncle is 100000% gonna stroke out at this rate.
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- Part 2 of I don't like your boyfriend
- Part 5 of mdzs
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midnight, daylight, it's all your light by lazulisong for reallyyeahokay
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jul 2019
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Marriage is full of compromises. Shen Qingqiu just wasn't expecting these specific ones.
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- Part 3 of scum villain
Recent series
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scum villain by lazulisong
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jul 2019
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this is fine by lazulisong, reallyyeahokay
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jul 2019
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- 2
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mdzs by lazulisong
Fandom: Founder of Diabolism, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jul 2019
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ridic a/b/o nonsense by lazulisong
Fandom: Founder of Diabolism, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), 镇魂 | Guardian (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jun 2019
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all of the omegaverse nonsense that i've come up with -- different fandoms because I truly never get off my bullshit
- Words:
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- Bookmarks:
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of all that is tender and good by SoManyJacks
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Aug 2019
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After half a year traveling as culitvation partners, Lan WangJi has something to say.
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10 Aug 2019
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There was surely a method to the madness, Wei WuXian thought as he observed his husband fussing over the way one of the robes was laying across a bizarrely crisscrossed pair of pants. Even if it wasn’t a method he could understand.
(Lan WangJi builds a nest. Wei WuXian interferes.)
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21 Jul 2019
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Three generations of the Lan family attempt to name Lan Wangji's rabbits.
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A theory as to how Lan Wangji went from owning two (male) rabbits to an entire herd.
Bookmarked by lazulisong
17 Jul 2019
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Breastfeeding Tips For Expecting Mothers by dearly_anonymous for Cursed_Monkey_Island
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2019
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1) Anticipate puffiness, soreness, and lactation
2) Stay hydrated
3) Keep calm and refrain from excess sexual activity
4) Do not fail tip 3or, a faroff sequel to xx hot older man gets reamed by younger man xx teacher and student play xx.
Bookmarked by lazulisong
15 Jul 2019
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It has been more than a thousand years since the Sunshot Campaign. The world continued moving on, the great sects grew in power and then waned, eventually collapsing. Cultivation continues at the hands of smaller schools and, much like our world's martial arts, it's taught more as an extracurricular than a life-path, with few ever putting in the work required for the development of a golden core.
Lan Zhan and Wei Ying are two college students taking a seminar class about the Sunshot Campaign. Under Wei Ying's scrutiny, Lan Zhan reveals his emotional connection to the mysterious yet well-known Hanguang-jun.Series
- Part 1 of Future Cultivation AU
Bookmarked by lazulisong
29 Jun 2019