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Ten thousand years in the future, a new immortal warrior is born. A ship carrying slaves between colonies is sunk on the warp lanes by its rogue captain, and you—an agent of the Federal Union—seem to be incapable of dying.That night, the message on the person's clothing has changed again.
MY NAME IS NILE (but you can call me Nyı)
I AM LIKE YOU. I CAN NOT DIE
I CAN TRY TO HELP YOU
1. WHERE ARE YOU
2. ARE YOU SAFE
3. WHAT DO I CALL YOU
You felt as if you could sense some irritation behind those eyelids. The person’s skin was darkened just a little on either side of their nose. They looked as exhausted as you felt, surviving.
Your perception of time is bleeding into itself. You wonder if you really should have died back there.
But who is the person you keep seeing in your dreams?
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The kill floor fight scene in The Old Guard, but it's set to "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen.
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The Airplane Fight Scene (but the background music is Toxic by Britney Spears) by lazaefair
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
23 Jan 2021
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Pretty much what it says on the tin.
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Joe shaves. Nicky has ideas about this.
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Billy and Goody at the club in high heels and quality makeup. Secret Santa gift for Poemsingreenink.
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Coffee for Fresh Eyes by lazaefair
Fandom: Night at the Museum (2006 2009), Night at the Museum (2006)
31 Mar 2015
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It's Night At The Museum. It's Larry/Ahkmenrah. The two main features are: coffee dates and Larry taking lessons in badassedness from Ahkmenrah.
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The Walls Start Shaking, The Earth Was Quaking by Obscure_ramblings
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
04 Mar 2021
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Never let it be said that Nicky didn’t know how to prioritise. When he was focused on something, he invariably saw it through to completion, regardless of what else was going on around him. This was not to say he was unaware of his surroundings; no, he simply rolled with what happened and stuck to his goal.
So when the earthquake hit while he was balls-deep in Joe, who was just starting to make those breathy little whines that drove Nicky wild, it took him approximately 0.5 seconds to make the decision. He was going to see this through.
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04 Mar 2021
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The beautiful man drops his hands from Joe’s face instantly, and his skin feels colder without his touch.
“I’m Nicky,” Nicky says woodenly. “I’m...I’m your familiar.”
“I have a familiar?”
(The last thing Joe remembers is getting drunk with his best friend Booker in a bar after a fight with his terrible boyfriend, Keane. But he wakes up in a hospital, with a gorgeous man at his bedside, telling him impossible things. Things like how he's Joe's familiar. Things like how they're married.)
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03 Mar 2021
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Yusuf goes quiet, mouth slack, eyes wide, hungry. As much as Nicky adores his husband’s voice and quick wit, he also lives for these moments, when he gets to render him speechless.
Essentially 1k+ of foreplay. Also, Yusuf gets to wears a corset. That’s it. That’s the fic.
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03 Mar 2021
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“Tell me what you want,” Nicky says, voice soft.
Joe bumps their foreheads together. “That kind of night?”It's a spring night in post-war Paris, and they take care of each other.
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28 Feb 2021
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The bed is too big; the bed is too small. He can’t get up, can’t stand to be more than an arm’s length away from Nicky. But if he moves closer, it’ll be all over. So Joe rolls over to face away from Nicky, even though he can still feel the alpha’s unsettling gaze on his naked spine. Maybe if he makes it another few minutes without Nicky’s touch on his skin he’ll be able to think clearly.
When Nicky sunk his teeth into Joe’s neck during their bonding ceremony, Joe felt the way it tightened and pulled them together, felt the way Nicky sunk into his body, thick like resin pierced into his skin.
It’s like he’s being tugged, like he’s been drugged, like there’s a threaded string attaching him to this strange alpha. He’s never heard of a bond being this strong and yet this fragile before, strife with tension and yet pulling, pulling, pulling him in.
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28 Feb 2021