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  1. Public Bookmark 99

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    Haddock makes virgin Tintin come three or four times in one night. Based on a prompt from the old kink meme.

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    14 Jan 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    Joe debates the relative merits of making a fuss and decides ultimately that his best bet is to just make sure it’s a party he himself enjoys and, ideally, Merrick doesn’t.

    Finally, when he realizes his lunch break is twenty-five minutes away and he’s wasted enough time thinking about this that he doesn’t want to actually start working on something real in what little remains of his morning, he picks up his work phone and dials the number Merrick dropped on his desk.

    On the second ring, a deep, pleasant voice answers, “Hello, this is Nicky speaking?”

    “Hi Nicky,” Joe says, twirling the phone cable around his finger. “I’m Joe. I’m supposed to help coordinate the holiday party with you?”

    In which Joe is coordinating a holiday party over the phone with a guy named Nicky who keeps praising Joe just a little too much for Joe to be casual about about it. Thankfully, the nice HR guy called Nicolò Joe emails sometimes says it’s okay to date coworkers.
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    13 Jan 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 99

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    When Tintin doesn't know about something, he makes it his business to find out. In this case, how to seduce a rather reluctant Captain.

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    11 Jan 2022

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    29 Dec 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    His skin feels like it’s burning where Nicky’s hand is on it.

    “Let me help you,” Nicky says softly.

    In his chest, Joe’s heart pounds.

    Fuck, what’s he going to put in his notes for this shit? Symptoms: Normally endurable attraction to co-worker has become excruciating?

    Torchwood AU in which Joe is dosed with alien sex dust. (No familiarity with Torchwood necessary to read this, although it probably helps.)
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    13 Dec 2021