lastcrazyhorn
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Tom and Joyce have a long overdue conversation.
Someone cries.
(Maybe me).
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- Part 4 of Get What You Want
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I want to touch you everywhere by lastcrazyhorn
Fandoms: Midsomer Murders - All Media Types
02 Jan 2021
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Tiny tag to "He Tastes of Coffee" and "Promise of Safety."
Also, feelings snuck in here, and I don't know from whence they came.
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- Part 3 of Get What You Want
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Tom's POV from "He Tastes of Coffee."
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- Part 2 of Get What You Want
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He Tastes of Coffee by lastcrazyhorn for two (nowstfucallicles)
Fandoms: Midsomer Murders - All Media Types
29 Dec 2020
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You are one of Tom Barnaby's former sergeants. You've had fun with him in the past, and hope to continue that today.
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- Part 1 of Get What You Want
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The future is a dark gritty place, painted with cheery overtures of unity and harmony within magical peoples. The truth is far from it.
Harry Potter, after retiring his persona as saviour of the magical world, has been pulled backward through time in order to stave off this ghastly future time.
Unfortunately for everyone around him, he's more than a little broken, and has been for quite a while.
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Baby Likes to Dance in the Dark by MutantsandSoldiers
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Jul 2020
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With a new date-rape drug being used in the clubs around town, Peter goes with Mary Jane to keep her safe and ends up in trouble. It's a good thing Wade is there to help him out.
Spideypool Fill: Bathroom Sex
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- Part 2 of Spideypool Bingo 2020
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Bookmarked by lastcrazyhorn
18 Jan 2021
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In which Bruce has a rape fantasy, and Deathstroke accepts a contract.
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- Part 1 of Signed And Sealed
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no one seems to go by haljordont, OkayAristotle
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
28 Aug 2018
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“Father,” Bruce mumbles, “I am something of an outlaw.”
“Were you always this dramatic, son?” Thomas asks, the bed beneath them shaking as he shifts.
“Alfred.” Bruce snorts, shaking his head. “Theatrics are his speciality, remember?”
Bookmarked by lastcrazyhorn
01 Jan 2021
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“He likes you, Hal.” He says, tone gentle, like Hal's going to snap. “We both do.”
Hal nods. “And when you say like—" Shut up, shut up, shut up. What's next, what profound stupidity will pour out of his mouth tonight? Do you mean like, or like-like? Jesus H. Christ.
“Like-like.” Well, at least Clark said it first. He can't even look him in the eyes. He's too embarrassed on Clark's behalf to, really. “We'd like to invite you—”
And now his eyes snap to Clark's, holding his gaze, firm and steady. “Are you asking me for a threesome with Batman?”
Bookmarked by lastcrazyhorn
01 Jan 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Consensual tentacle sex.
Also, I was the 100th comment. So, there.
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Meeting Minutes by WhoopsOK
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Nov 2019
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“We were working on a project…” Dr. Banner explains. Then explains and explains some more and condescendingly explains some words Wade definitely knows the definition of. Peter had accidently gotten dosed with some of their fancy new chemical compound. Then Stark explains himself in circles around the point, trying to find a polite way to say what Wade has already figured out.
“You guys made sex pollen??” he exclaims, first shocked and then livid.
(Peter gets hit with a truth serum and tells Wade his wildest wet dream.)
Bookmarked by lastcrazyhorn
26 Dec 2020