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  1. Rec 90

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    Mike drains the last of his scotch, sets the glass down firmly on the top of the bar, and walks up to where Harvey and Jessica are saying goodbye. “I can’t do this anymore. I quit. I’m leaving the Serious train. I’m abandoning ship. I’m giving up. I’m surrendering. I’m walking out. I’m outta here. Have a nice life. Harvey, fuck you and your blonde-34C-legs up to here-very female-bartender-slash-model.”

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    24 Mar 2017

  2. Rec *

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    There's a boy, ("Fuck you, dude. I'm seventeen. Not fifteen." Stiles laughs in his memory) waiting for him back home.

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    23 Sep 2016

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    “For those of you who just transferred into this class or simply decided that day one wasn’t important enough to attend, I’m Professor Hale. Welcome to English 346, The American Novel.”

    Stiles is pretty sure his mouth is hanging open right now and that his eyes are wide with shock, because holy fuck, he thinks he knows why his students transferred. Hell, if he was still an undergrad, he probably would have transferred, too.

    (Or: In which Stiles is a Biology professor and Derek thinks he's a student.)

    Note: French translation by the lovely enso-infinite now available (link inside)!

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    24 Dec 2014

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    Stiles leaves Beacon Hills in the dust after he catches his husband cheating on him.

    He finds his way to New York where he starts working for the Hale House Nursery, accidentally adopts a werewolf baby (through no fault of his own thank-you-very-much), and somehow starts training to be an Exorcist Emissary. So, in general, life was going good.

    Then he hears that demons have found their way into his hometown. Can he face his inner demons and go back to save the day?

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    1 Sep 2014

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    louis knows that he's in love the second harry begins speaking about the bolsheviks. (or, louis is a history teacher & harry is the fit curator that he desperately wants to mongol invade him, however many times niall tells him he's a psychopath.)

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    9 Jul 2014