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    A collection of the meta and vlogs I've put together over the years, primarily for the show Elementary, but also for other Holmesian interests.

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    A light-hearted, shippy vid for Whitehead's Holmes and Pickering's Watson. They deserve a little fun :)

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    09 Aug 2019

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    "It's all above-board. HR gets daily updates and are BCC'd on all our emails to each other."

    "That's why HR Jim keeps high-fiving me."

    A sampling of those daily updates and BCC'd emails over Jake and Amy's last several months of dating. (And an introduction to HR Jim, unsung hero of the Nine-Nine.)

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    20 Jul 2019

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    Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.

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    17 Apr 2019

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    Professor Malfoy's world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.

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    17 Apr 2019

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    Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.

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    17 Apr 2019