lamphouse
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don't call it a comeback (seriously, don't, that sets expectations way too high) by lamphouse
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
21 Oct 2019
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Subtitles and audio description of a semi-professional recording made by Richie Tozier's manager of his first set after personal leave. Made unbeknownst to the performer, for promotional private purposes (i.e. to shop around at Netflix, etc.).
Or, I see your fics about Richie doing stand-up post-movie, and I raise you 13k of the in-universe transcript of a half-baked hour long routine.
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It's probably not a good idea to confess your childhood love for someone while they're bleeding out and your literal worst fears are scrabbling over your head threatening to end you both, but Richie's never been one to take a hint.
(Spoiler warnings in author's note.)
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older than the trees by lamphouse
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast), The Adventure Zone: Amnesty (Podcast)
01 Sep 2019
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Summer is returning to Kepler, bringing with it humid late nights, not as many tourists as there used to be, and a certain moth man. Unfortunately, they're not the only ones.
Duck talks some shit out. Aubrey chills. Ned gets grifted. Indrid learns to see.
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Crowley reads her first Jane Austen novel and promptly sleeps through the next seventy years to cope. In her defense, though, such a book is not to be soon recovered from.
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- Part 1 of chronicle of the world we share
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this is it, that's the end of the joke by lamphouse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Jul 2019
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Entering the fourth hour of the Antichrist's residence on Earth, Crowley nearly makes it back into London before the panic starts to really set in (emphasis on the nearly).
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- Part 3 of chronicle of the world we share
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chronicle of the world we share by lamphouse
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Aug 2019
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The Ineffable Wives AU I've been trying to write since I was fifteen fathoms deep in the closet.
Updated as needed. (If it says unfinished, it just means I'm working on a new one; technically it's always unfinished.)
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What it says on the tin: fandom centric non-fiction (essays, etc).
Updated as needed. (If it says unfinished, it just means I'm working on a new one; technically it's always unfinished.)
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It's Always Sunny (But Not on TV) by lamphouse
Fandom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
31 Dec 2018
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Probably unfit to air mock episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, or: Hey Megan Ganz, Looking for an Assistant? Here's My Online Resume.
Updated as needed. (If it says unfinished, it just means I'm working on a new one; technically it's always unfinished.)
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By the beginning of the 1920s, almost fifty million people have died on the battlefield and in the hospital. Death is a part of every day life, and ghosts saturate the earth beneath the feet of the living, but they don't always stay put. Like the Fisher King's wound, they never heal.
In steps the Preternatural Investigation Agency, home to the most preeminent supernatural investigators of their time, Taako and Kravitz. With a lot of help from everyone's favorite kid detective and the family we all wish we had, they put a stop to those trying to bring up old wounds and lay some ghosts to rest.
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Seven members of the IPRE still board the Starblaster, still spend one hundred years searching for a way to save every world they've ever set foot on, it's just... not quite what you remember hearing.
(There's a certain not-so-grim and not-currently reaper in charge of necromancy on the ship, and he's very handsome, and very awkward, and Taako's very into it, too much to actually say anything in fact, but it's alright; they've all got time.)
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A Grand Inquisition: Being an Investigation and Evaluation of Certain Things Done and Undone, Said and Unsaid, Over the Course of Many Years (or Perhaps Merely in Dreams) by M_Leigh for connaissais
Fandoms: The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt
19 Dec 2014
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From: the_dude2204@hotmail.com
To: trd5281@gmail.com
Subject: christmas bitchesWhat r u doing for Christmas this yr? Come hang with me again I have nothing going on but big as fuck bottle of vodka with as you people are saying, your name on it
Sent from my iPhone
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Bookmarked by lamphouse
22 Aug 2019
Bookmarker's Notes
god tier masterwork end all be all king of kings
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Aziraphale, Neoliberalism, and the Conflict Between Ideology and Morality by regencysnuffboxes (malicegeres)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jun 2019
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A political analysis of Good Omens.
Bookmarked by lamphouse
13 Jun 2019
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we love one (1) neoliberal, and only then because he shows the ability to change
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no other version of me i would rather be tonight by wardo_wedidit
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
14 Apr 2019
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"Patrick does so much for him. He feels slightly choked up just thinking about it. The taxes and spreadsheets and dinners he cooks and the coffees he makes him in the mornings. All the times David’s fallen asleep on his lap while they were watching baseball and Patrick’s pulled a blanket over him. He starts to feel slightly anxious because he doesn’t even know where to start, it’s so much and he’s never going to be able to do it justice in comparison."
Or, Alexis teaches David about love languages, and David gets all in his head.
Bookmarked by lamphouse
22 May 2019
Bookmarker's Notes
my primary emotion atm is: kicking. just kicking. lots of kicking, happy kicking, unable-to-contain-all-this-energy kicking. this is very very right and sweet and good.
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Duck returns Indrid's glasses and helps him out.
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- Part 1 of Stories from Amnesty Lodge
Bookmarked by lamphouse
20 Mar 2019
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oh darling duck... despite everything, it's still you.
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Mac and Dennis are sued after an RPG related incident. Charlie suggests they use spousal privilege to get out of it.
Bookmarked by lamphouse
19 Feb 2019
Bookmarker's Notes
fake married AND common law married??? ugh, ladieees! we're living the high life.