laleia



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    Three universes, three stories, one overarching theme -- humorous nudity

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    "It is very tedious,” Professor Shen agrees, setting down his cup of tea. “I admire your forbearance.”

    “I have no forbearance,” Zhao Yunlan assures him. “I get drunk a lot and throw things.”

    or, the lawyers AU that no one asked for.

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    23 Dec 2019

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    Ransom gets out of jail. Marta's not so happy about it.

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    09 Dec 2019

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    "Proofing, also sometimes called final fermentation, is the specific term for allowing dough to rise after it has been shaped and before it is baked."

    Less than a year has passed since the final battle, and the Ministry is already up to its old tricks. Harry would very much like them to stop ignoring due process, tossing people in Azkaban, controlling the press, and menacing the populace with dementors.

    He would also like, if at all possible, to bake a passable loaf of bread.

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    21 Sep 2019

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    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said, dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    16 Sep 2019

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    15 Sep 2019