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One of the biggest mistakes of Robert’s adult life had just appeared at his door in khakis and smelling of freshly baked cookies.
Fuck alcoholism.
It was Joseph Christiansen, motherfucking youth minister and king of Robert’s deviant dreams, that would drive Robert to drink.Or:
Robert and Joseph knew each other long before anyone thought. Then Robert moved to Maple Bay and everything went to hell in a hand basket.
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Hand on heart, Jack Zimmerman was the rotten pit in his peaches.
Or, Jack Zimmerman is a mercilessly exacting head chef and owner of his own restaurant, Bitty is his newbie pastry chef whom he never wanted to hire in the first place, a lot of sexy food is had, and even more sex. But first, everything has to go south. And we don't mean The Bittle Household.
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AKA, Zach's Skilful Circumvention of the Dangerous and Unintentionally Charming Chris Pine. Chris is engaged, Zach is his wedding planner, and everyone in the world is an asshole.
[Originally written and published in 2011. I have not re-edited it since then.]
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What starts off as a seemingly ordinary crush on douchey, too-good-for-him barista, Keith, turns into a lot more than Lance had bargained for. Women are going missing all over campus, and they've all been regulars at The Lion Cafe where Keith works. And then there's Agents Allura & Coran. And the strip clubs - and the dark and nasty world that follows. But how is Keith all tied up in this? And what happens when Lance decides he wants to play hero and risk it all?
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Following the events of Yuuri!!! On Ice, Yuri Plisetsky and Otabek Altin found in each other a friendship they'd never previously experienced. And possibly more. Unfortunately, their ending came swift and final. As soon as Otabek had come into Yuri's life, white knight on a black motorbike, he was gone. The 'why' of the matter never came. For four years, Otabek remained in the shadows, totally eclipsed from the skating spotlight. And now he's back. Just like that. Only, it could never be 'just like that'.
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There is a girl at school that intrigues Sangwoo. She's skinny, quiet and always bullied. For one million reasons, he should do nothing but merely squash her like a bug, but people like her are not even worth the effort. Yet instead, he feels drawn to her. Is it because of how pretty her tears are when she's bullied by other girls? Or is it because she looks at him like they're sharing some big secret?
Crossdresser Yoon Bum, long hair and all that jazz.
More tags and warnings will be added, as the story progresses.Bookmarked by lalazee
27 Jul 2017
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Naruto is a passionate archaeologist, committed to unearthing Egypt's secrets. Sasuke is a vindictive tomb raider, committed to standing in his way.
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27 Mar 2017
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A decorated officer of the court with a police record as immaculate as his badge, Naruto Uzumaki was certain he could take on anything. Even if that meant wearing a skirt, procuring a street corner, and going undercover as a prostitute... with his old high school rival as his first client. (A Collaboration written by CapturedbyNoodles and Kizukatana)
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25 Mar 2017
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Keith, That's Gay by flyingisland, lemoninagin for NerdyOatmeal
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
23 Mar 2017
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“But Keith,” Lance exclaims, jumping to his feet in an attempt at emphasis. “That’s gay, dude.”
Keith stares like he doesn’t understand, head cocked innocently. He shrugs, and Lance gets an intense urge to shake him.
“That’s really, really gay!”
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22 Mar 2017
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The paladins introduce Allura to the age-old Earthling game of truth or dare. Keith shares unwelcome knowledge about his sex habits. Hunk may or may not eat a sock. Somehow, sexual tension and relief ensues. Also, there are jokes.
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