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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    From when Maria and Tasha were young agents working together.

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    12 Jan 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    AU where Cecil is a princess and Carlos is a fairy, everything is trans af and Night Vale is badass in defending its values.

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    02 Jan 2019

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    hamlet but it's modern and 'mmmm, whatcha say' plays every time a character dies

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    09 Dec 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    "Cecil would never have pressured Carlos about the physical side of their relationship.

    He had cherished that first, chaste kiss, replaying it in his mind over and over again to guard against the natural memory erosion brought on by municipally mandated reeducation. If Carlos had never wished to go any further, Cecil could have spent a happy lifetime within the confines of such kisses. He would have been content to concentrate the vast, unspeakable fathoms of his love and desire into the precise pinpoint of lip touching lip. He would have allowed the brush of fingertips against the nape of a neck to sing whole operettas of devotion.

    It is apparent, however, that such restraint will not be required of him. It would be disingenuous to say that he is disappointed by this turn of events."

    Cecil is extremely body-shy. Carlos is gentle, kind, and surprisingly dirty-minded.

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    29 Nov 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Manor House AU

    Sir Carlos has a lot to deal with. A developing but hidden relationship with his valet, a growing crush on his cook, and the realisation that although he is the lord of the manor, he is not in charge.

    No, he has Ortiz the butler, Cardinal the housekeeper and a small army of angelic maids and footmen to make sure he doesn't upset the order of things.

    What happens when he finds out that his cook has been hiding something, or someone, from him? And what possibilities unfold when they each accept their family for what it is, and what it might become?

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    24 Nov 2018