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    “So, I uh, managed to get myself pregnant.”

    “You what?!

    “Got myself pregnant. Y’know, up the duff, knocked up, a bun in the oven, in a family way, eating for two, with child. I could go on Dad, really, stop me before I exhaust the list of pregnancy euphemisms. There’s still caught an 18 year STD, my eggo is preggo, building a person-“

    “Stiles.”

    “Hosting a parasite, harboring a fugitive-“

    (Just a weird mpreg fic with Derek and Stiles totally kinda dating without realizing it, and Stiles figuring out this whole having a baby thing.)

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    25 May 2017

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    The sheriff coughs and rubs his eyes. "How bad is it? Please tell me I won’t have to arrest my own son again." Again? Before Derek can answer, Erica cuts in.

    "I’m sure Derek can handle a little singing boss, he’s just dramatic." She grins at him, and Derek narrows his eyes at her in response.

    "Of course." Derek hisses back. "Though to be fair, I’m more worried about the penises he’s been sculpting outside my house."

    "Oh boy." The sheriff sighs.

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    Stiles loves Christmas. It’s his thing. So when he hears that the new deputy on his dad’s force hates everything related to it, he makes it his personal mission to get the holiday spirit into Derek Hale. Even if he has to stuff it in him like you would a turkey.

    Derek is not amused.

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    25 May 2017

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    Alternative title: The Pen Is

    AU in which Stiles is an erotica novelist, and Derek is the sexy fireman he daydreams about. He sees Derek daily at the coffee shop, writing out his fantasies about Derek, basically Derek is his muse. All goes well until Derek starts talking to him and trying to read his books. Little does Stiles know, Derek is already a fan of his books.

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    25 May 2017

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    Derek thinks that the mating rituals are overly romanticized bullshit, but claiming a mate and defending them from challengers is something werewolves do, and his pack can't afford to appear weak after the fire. Especially not when Deucalion and his friends are in town for the rituals. Enter Stiles Stilinski, who offers to let Derek claim him so he won't be overrun at the ceremonies. Nothing goes as expected.

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    24 May 2017

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    “No, Isaac. Whatever you are thinking off. No.” Stiles says, glaring at his best friend’s boyfriend. Isaac gives him what Stiles thinks is his attempt at an innocent look, and Stiles snorts.

    “I was just saying that Derek doesn’t have a date either.” Isaac says, and Stiles sits up really quickly.

    “Really? Since when does Derek party?” Scott asks, and Isaac shrugs.

    “Since I begged him to go, and he could go with Stiles.” Isaac says, and Stiles hates/loves Isaac in this moment.

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    23 May 2017