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    “Well, it’s a really interesting, mildly depressing story,” David tries to explain. “I, uh. Seem to have-. Left. At least one or two singular cells in New York, with the girl I was seeing just before we lost everything. When we came here, I tried to call her. She was the only person I called, actually. And she never answered the phone to tell me she was-.” He isn’t totally sure what’s most appropriate way to end that sentence.

    “Pregnant with your baby?” Patrick finishes, with absolutely no judgement in his voice.

    “Yeah,” David says, voice strained. “That.”

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    A little boy with the Rose Family Eyebrows shows up at the motel.

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    20 Jun 2021

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    Slight AU- What if Patrick and David meet via text the first night David winds up in Schitt's Creek?

    David spent so much time on his phone in season 1, and WHO WAS HE TEXTING?

    This is my take on that.

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    15 Jun 2021

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    27 May 2021

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    “Oh, *Patrick*,” he repeats. “You were talking to my dad earlier. You’re the, um, the town curator, or the conductor-”

    “The mayor,” Patrick corrects gently, still grinning.

    “The mayor,” David echoes. “Like Bloomberg.”

    “Yes,” Patrick says, and the way he tucks his hands into his pockets and grins even wider, he’s clearly peacocking, poor thing. “Yeah. Exactly like Bloomberg.”

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    OR, everything's the same, except Patrick is already in town - and he's the mayor.

    A series of vignettes, some of which became fics unto themselves.

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    18 May 2021

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    “Thank you for calling 94.1 CBC Radio, this is ‘What the Folk’, my name is Patrick and you’re on the air!” His voice sounds too loud in his headphones, and he hopes to God he’s not shouting. Shouting at his first ever on-air caller would be just his fucking luck.

    “Hi, Patrick? Yes, who do I speak to about the fact that you’ve played six Lumineers songs in the last hour?”

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    Patrick is a late-night folk radio DJ, David is the owner of a car with a broken radio dial and opinions that need to be shared.

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    13 May 2021