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  1. Rec 10

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    Trying to escape the rain, Jesper finds himself stuck below deck of Mogens' boat. Nothing else to do but drink to pass the time with the captain. Mogens finds out that Jesper's a lightweight, obviously, but also, he actually has a lot of interesting things to say.

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    06 Dec 2019

  2. Rec 36

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    “G-great,” Bill stammered, feeling more than a little uneasy. “Well, I’m o-okay down h-here. You can g-go.”

    “You’ll die.”

    Bill tried to shrug, but his muscles had been rendered too stiff from the cold. “I’ll d-die faster if I c-come up th-t-there.”

    The pirate captain laughed. It was a high, cold laugh that brought goosebumps to Bill’s forearms. It didn’t sound quite human.

    It turns out there is something worse than getting captured by pirates: getting captured by ghost ship pirates.

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    12 Oct 2019

  3. Rec 6

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    “Did you just…” Cuphead gets to his feet, cautiously peeking out over the tabletop, “save me?”

    “I saved me,” Dice corrects him as he makes his way back to the blackjack tables. “You just got lucky.”

    “How lucky?” Cuphead slides back into his chair, resting his chin in his hands. “What do you think he’d do?”

    Dice doesn’t respond at first, but Cuphead’s sure he shudders as he slumps back in his seat, almost hugging himself as his fingers drum restlessly against his folded arms. “Trust me, kid, ya don’t wanna find out what unlucky looks like after hours.”

    “I don’t trust you.”

    (alternatively: break up with your boss, i'm bored.)

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    08 Oct 2019

  4. Rec 3

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    John didn't trust himself around microphones anymore.

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    08 Oct 2019

  5. Rec 40

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    An off-handed comment about Heavy's reading habits leads to Spy finding out that the Russian has an unexpected intellectual side. The discovery... intrigues him.

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    08 Oct 2019