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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    Roy Mustang and Olivier Armstrong arrive at the Wizarding World and negotiations begin. Not everything is as it seems on the surface. It's a pity they are the only ones to realize as much.

    Meanwhile, in Amestris, they continue with their efforts to learn as much as possible from this other world.

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    17 Jan 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    'Okay, so! We’ve been together three months. Sexually, that is. You’re a very generous, tender lover. Afterwards you hold me in your arms and I have a little weep, and think of that fortuitous day when you looked at me over your coffee and said, “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”.

    'Could you please take this seriously?'

    When Hermann gets a pity invite from an old flame, he brings Newton along to save face.

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    16 Jan 2019

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Senju Butsuma had three sons, Hashirama, Itama, and Kawarama.

    And Senju Tobirama?

    He certainly didn’t come into the world with that name. He had no name at all because he was born in the koi pond behind Butsuma's house. After an adventure with an egret lands him in the Nakano, he swims upriver until he reaches the origin of the Nakano and turns into a dragon, then turns around and flies back to go and visit that little boy who used to feed him bits of bread back when he was a tosai.

    Taking on the shape of a human child to interact with a human child made the most sense to the dragon. Getting adopted by the Senju Clan Head was just an accidental byproduct of that.

    Naturally, this changes the entire course of the history of the shinobi world.

    Or: Zetsu's day gets hecked up by a fish.

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    14 Jan 2019

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    Sixteen year old Tobirama leaves everything behind, to change what he feels he must, and becomes a wandering healer along the way. And although he tries to keep his head down, he’s too good to go unnoticed.

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    14 Jan 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    He saunters into the lift, pockets full of diamonds from the jewellery counter (and a new pair of winged Adidas trainers on his feet, because why not), and is just pushing the button for the underground level to make his escape when a panel in the ceiling opens up and a tall man wearing a beautiful pinstripe suit jumps down.

    Eggsy emits a piercing shriek of terror that haunts him at night for years to follow.

    "Good evening," the man says mildly, like they're strangers who just happened to catch one another's eye in the street. He stretches up—it's higher than Eggsy could reach, even on tiptoe—and snags the edge of the panel with his fingertips, pulling it over to cover the hole he just came through. "You're not supposed to be here."

    "Neither are you!" Eggsy yelps.

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    14 Jan 2019