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  1. Summary

    Petunia thought that giving up Harry Potter for adoption would end her conneciton with the magical world for good.

    She was...very wrong.

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  2. Summary

    In the midst of the final war against Lord Voldemort, professor and spy Severus Snape is well aware that he may not survive. Torn between two masters, and trapped by the consequences of his past mistakes, he can hardly remember a time when he was free. When American bounty hunter Miranda Rose crashes into his life, he begins to question his fate. Bold, sensual, and addicted to danger, Miranda is soon entangled in the same dangers that threaten Severus. From the political games in Romania, to the werewolf packs of Britain, to the pureblood Death Eaters in their midst, nowhere is safe. Especially when forces more powerful than even the Dark Lord can imagine begin to wake.

    But surviving the war may not be enough: if Severus cannot become the master of his own fate, he will lose the chance to build a life worth living forever.

    Order of the Phoenix—post-Deathly Hallows

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  3. Summary

    The universe is bigger than a bounty hunter and a spy--and here are all the stories in (roughly) chronological order.

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    A shy boy with a heart of gold, Neville Longbottom never stops trying to do what is right--no matter how hard the road becomes.

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  5. Summary

    This is the uncensored history of Abraxas Malfoy and Minerva McGonagall.

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    10,438
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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    The year is 1878. William Pratt is a timid auditor for the Watcher's Council. Buffy Summers is an angry, recently kidnapped Potential. When Buffy refuses to obey the Council's orders, William is forced to make a choice—stand back and allow the girl's execution... or take her and flee.

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    English
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    41,389
    Chapters:
    12/45
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    97
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    16
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    04 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    A relationship in letters, e-mails, and wedding invitations.


    Image by the most excellent Restfield.

    Language:
    English
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    8,415
    Chapters:
    53/53
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    232
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    78
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    19
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    1777

    10 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Sometimes love needs a little nudge; sometimes love needs a wallop on the head.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    714
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
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    4
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    10 Feb 2021

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    For any creative writer out there that's having trouble managing their smut:
    Here's a lesson provided for the general welfare of the explicit fanfic community.

    Fucking: do it right.

    This is a comprehensive step by step guide to writing smut that includes M/M, F/M, and brief F/F, all written in 2nd person

    Excerpt:

    1) start with a kiss
    a) rough, lusty, passionate, impulsive, (leads to fucking -preferably rough)
    b) loving, slow, sensual, (leads to love making) extra points if you add cuddles
    . . .
    7) slowly mark a trail of kisses, kitten licks, and teeth grazes down
    a) spread kisses, licks down/across their abdomen and down to their navel
    b) lightly teeth/nip their hip bones lightly and leave a trail of kisses and love bites further
    c) if there’s any other erogenous areas (sensitive spots) hit that shit up
    . . .
    20) gather them close
    a) exchange pleasantries, god knows how long you've known each other
    b) snuggle up and fall asleep in each other's arms, wake up and repeat process
    c) be a douche and treat them like it was a quick fuck, even if you know it's so much more

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
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    353
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    103
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    12411

    02 Nov 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Shameless AU for Season 2 Episode 8. Leonardo and Riario find themselves in the Jungle. However, it expands, rather than negates the canon.
    I hope the show creators and protagonists bear with me.
    Amen.

    Language:
    English
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    20,296
    Chapters:
    8/33
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    376

    20 Oct 2020

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