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    The sounds of the battlefield seem to drop away. There's the drip of blood, desperate howling from Wei Wuxian, a horrible, gurgling breath from Jiang Yanli.

    It's one more wrong in a sea of wrongs, but this at least is a wrong Wen Qing has the training to set right. Let me go to her, Wen Qing insists, then again, louder, desperate, when Wei Wuxian doesn't move. Let me go to her.

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    Chaos wants to see what Zagreus and Thanatos do together.

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    "That one," Wei Wuxian says, pointing at a radish at random. "All of them. I don't care." His arm falls back onto his lap, boneless. He's boiling inside his skin and he has no strength. If Wen Ning is here to help him, why isn't he helping him already?

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    Tang Fan needs some help blocking out some positions for his latest novel.

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    Soon, Wu Xingzi turns to curating his collection rather than adding to it: he sorts the downloaded dick pics by overall size, then by length alone. Then by girth alone. Then by his general preference, but that doesn't feel methodical enough.

    It comes to him one night in his shower that too often runs cold: he has to develop a comprehensive rating system.

    From there, it's hardly a leap at all to start the blog.

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    What is the point of realizing what he wants, if Lan Wangji still cannot ask for it?

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    Liu Qingge has never received a handjob in his life. Liu Mingyan has never given one. Neither of them bring this up.

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    “Well, I don't see it,” Huaisang had said, and then he'd shoved his hand down the front of his pants right there in front of Nie Mingjue. “I—oh, I have the other thing now,” he said, and he sounded...intrigued. Nie Mingjue had quickly excused himself.

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    A very specific part of Jin Ling's Yunmeng Jiang heritage makes itself known when he comes of age. His friends help him out.

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    The tentacle climbs up Lan Wangji's forearm and tugs him closer. This time it's his turn to shiver. The feeling is — like nothing he's experienced. Cool and slippery, strong but not the strength of muscles. Soft. He wants to feel it all over.

    (Wei Wuxian accidentally gets cursed, which results in an impromptu sex vacation. It goes great for everyone involved.)

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    Xiao Xingchen lightly jumps into the center of the pool, the water a shock that cools his sticky, heated skin, and does nothing for the heat building inside him. When he surfaces, pushing the hair out of his face, he finds Song Lan's gaze and meets it. Between them, everything goes both ways. What Song Lan will offer, Xiao Xingchen will freely give too.

     

    Or, Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan meet, pledge their lives to each other, and then fall in love.

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    Jingyan doesn't trust the strategist who's just volunteered himself. Mei Changsu offers an alternate line of reasoning.

    (In which things are different because they immediately make out)

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    "My knee's feeling much better now," Sarawat says. "I can run drills as well as anyone else. You know what I can't do, though..."

    Not this again. Tine claps his hands over his ears. "I don't want to hear it!"

    Sarawat's eyes go all big and innocent. "Hear what?"

    (AU starting at episode 9 where Sarawat's wrist was hurt worse than his knee and he keeps asking Tine for a ~hand)

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    “Stuck?” Twos asked. Her glimmer grew fainter for a few moments, probably as she sent some of her nanites into the system to check on Chel’s project logs (embarrassing, but that’s what you got for being friends with a powerful and deeply unethical AI), and then stronger, her usual haze contracting into a somewhat denser ball, the way she did when she wanted to get Chel’s attention.

    Chel felt her whole form droop and tried to suppress a cloud of disappointment. “We’re supposed to make a model organism, something that could hypothetically live and reproduce and populate a planet, and mine just…won’t.”

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    Wen Ning has been receiving gifts. Wei Wuxian doesn't know who's sending them. Lan Wangji is accidentally keeping a secret.

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    Back at home, when he has time to examine it more closely, it quickly becomes obvious why this ritual never turned up in all his early research. It's not a typical soul summoning ritual. It's not a cultivation ritual at all; as Nie Huaisang puzzles through it, the closest category he can put it in is folk magic...not only that, but sex magic.

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    Some people might think that after getting kicked out of a movie theater for fighting, the fight in question would be over. Those people have not met Mo Guanshan.

    Mo Guanshan currently has He Tian in a headlock and is doing his best to knee He Tian in the balls, which He Tian is doing his best to avoid. There's a lot of scuffling involved and sooner or later, one of them is going to end up on his ass on the wet pavement.

    (Five times He Tian's dick is smacked, in increasing order of intentionality/kinkiness.)

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    The letter comes as a surprise: request for assistance on a night hunt in a far-off town on the border of the Zhao sect's land. Not so far from Meishan that it would make more sense to ask someone else, but not very close, either.

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    Lan Wangji has a fantasy. Wei Wuxian gets several clues.

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    Five times Lan Wangji steals a kiss from Wei Wuxian, and one time Wei Wuxian kisses him back.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    288
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