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    It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot.

    OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.

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    The one where Mickey accidentally becomes a wedding planner to the 1%.

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    When you live in a house full of suspiciously muscular superheroes, sometimes you end up learning things about them like how the hell they take their coffee and what they watch on TV. Sometimes you don't.

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    Negotiating a successful relationship is hard enough at the best of times. It's almost impossible when you ARE the British Government. Thank God for Anthea.

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    Texts and e-mails from various Avengers characters. Nick Fury does not pay their damn phone bill, but thanks for asking.

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    The first and last time Eames was invited to the Cobb's.

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    23 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    'As a general rule, Dom didn't kill people in real life; he had, of course, in the line of duty, or that one time in Canada when that guy had stolen his bagel.'

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    Arthur seduces Eames into good.

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    21 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    '"Who were your references?" Arthur wondered out loud.

    "Cobb, and Cobb with an accent," replied Eames.'

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    Aziraphale saw him sometimes in all-staff meetings, sitting toward the front but off to the side, lounging against a wall. Even then, he’d had style—wings tipped in gold and face painted with gold flakes in the pattern of the first constellation he designed. He was amazing, and eye-catching, and it was no exaggeration to say that he did not know Aziraphale even existed.

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    21 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    'The thing was—the demon didn’t seem all that demonic. He spent most of his time in serpent form, napping in the sun. The rest of it, he spent engaged in what Aziraphale thought was mild blasphemy.

    “It’s constructive criticism,” the demon insisted. “Take that, for example.” He pointed at the duck-billed platypus. “What, and I can’t emphasize this enough, the fuck.”'

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    Jonathan puffed up with outrage. "I will squander my fortune where I damn well please."

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    20 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    'Ardeth waved a hand at the saddlebags. "And now this. Trapped under a camel? A camel?"

    "All right, I realize it sounds rather…comical when presented all at once," Jonathan said.

    Ardeth crossed his arms again. "I find it very amusing," he said flatly.'

  5. Rec 12

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    Another Richie standup fic, this one featuring the Movie Theater Incident, Eddie's fitness routine, and a sneak peek of Bill Denbrough's forthcoming novel.

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    20 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    'Maybe today is the day we get murdered. Maybe it's today! You get to a certain age, you start to think maybe I missed my shot, maybe it's never gonna happen for me, but holy shit, this could be the moment.'