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    When you live in a house full of suspiciously muscular superheroes, sometimes you end up learning things about them like how the hell they take their coffee and what they watch on TV. Sometimes you don't.

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    Negotiating a successful relationship is hard enough at the best of times. It's almost impossible when you ARE the British Government. Thank God for Anthea.

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    Texts and e-mails from various Avengers characters. Nick Fury does not pay their damn phone bill, but thanks for asking.

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    John Watson's blog. Set post-Reichenbach, although there won't be many mentions of that. This is pure crack, guys. Angst is not welcome here!

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    The trick to being with Sherlock Holmes, John mused, was to always keep in mind that he wouldn’t actually murder you and wear your skin as a suit.

    “I can see the appeal,” Sherlock was murmuring to him over the peeled body, much to the horror of any yarders in earshot. “I often find it surprisingly difficult to get inside your head. It might be cathartic to do in a more literal sense.”

    John snorted. “With your curls? Our killer didn’t even clean this poor bugger out properly, just pulled him on gore and all. You’d be picking bits of me out of your hair for weeks afterwards.”

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    31 Aug 2018

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    What it says on the tin: John and Sherlock pretend to be married in order to be contestants in a Newlywed Game.
    Of course it's for a case.
    Of course it doesn't stay that way.

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    25 Aug 2018

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    L'esprit de l'escalier - Sherlock never suffers from it, which isn't to say he doesn't suffer for it. Five times he took a beating, and one time he got away.

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    25 Aug 2018

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    “This was like nothing John had ever thought to associate with Sherlock: stubble, skin-tight jeans and three small silver rings gleaming at the crest of one ear. It was unbelievable, like stepping into an alternative universe, and John couldn't stop staring.”

    When Sherlock infiltrates a club in order to track down a serial killer, his altered appearance is enough to make John question his assumption that Sherlock is beyond his reach. However, is he the only one who appreciates his flatmate's charms, or is Sherlock at risk of becoming the next victim? (Warning: reviews may contain fic spoilers)

     

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    25 Aug 2018

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    Teaching John to observe seems to be a losing battle, but when Sherlock falls ill and submits himself to John's care, will he realise that there is more to life than the science of deduction? Meanwhile, there is a murder to solve, and John must try and convince Sherlock not to sacrifice his own health for the sake of the case. Eventual John/Sherlock Hurt/Comfort case fic. Post the Great Game

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    25 Aug 2018