- Teen Wolf (TV) (2)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (2)
- Spider-Man - All Media Types (2)
- Deadpool - All Media Types (2)
- The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types (1)
25 Aug 2017
"What do you mean they American Pie'd me?"
"Dude, they set up a camera in your room, it's been running this whole time!"
"Please tell me I didn't mention-"
"You didn't, but man, the stuff with Deadpool was pretty... let's just say the whole school is pretty convinced you're dating a superhero."
*Accidental dating trope, because Wade is a clueless guy, and Peter loves putting his foot in his mouth.
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
07 Jul 2017
When Peter proposes to Wade he's left brokenhearted with a lot of unanswered questions. Naturally there's only one thing he can turn to, SCIENCE! Through a series of misunderstandings and misinterpretations of the data, Peter and Wade make their way back to each other.
Mickey knew it was a bad idea to start messing around with a boybander, but he was just so pretty. Getting caught meant pretending to date his f*ck buddy. Apparently management thought it was better to be in a gay relationship than to be a gay slut. Now if they can both just get out of this with their hearts still intact.
That Band AU no one asked for where everyone knows that Ian and Mickey are dating, except for Ian and Mickey.
Hindsight, being what it was, would reveal to Henry many things after the encounter was over. For example, he would later know with startling clarity that everything had gone to hell the moment he’d uttered the words,
“Would you like to see a magic trick?”
*When Henry and Jo are kidnapped Henry has to resort to extreme measures to get them out.
"Kate, when she… changed me, I lost my anchor. I need to learn a new way to keep the shift confined.”
“Have you tried having sex with Stiles?” Malia asked sincerely.
Derek leaned back so far he nearly fell out of his chair, “What?”
“Sex. With Stiles. You feel like you’re about to change and you just go to his house and ride him instead.” She nodded sagely. “Releases tension, gives you something to focus on. Sex with Stiles.”
AKA; Fluffy smut inspired by 4x02
23 Jul 2017
Soulmate AU: Soulmates find their other half when they look into their eyes. After the next time they sleep, they wake with one eye the color of their intended.
Will Graham avoids eyes. He's never wanted a soulmate, never wanted to be told by the universe who he was supposed to feel a connection to. He already struggles enough with connections, thank you very much. As a psychiatrist, he works with soulmates who have lost their other half through various means, part of a social system that regards the journey to your soulmate as the most important thing a person can do. Coerced by Jack Crawford to consult on a case where the assailant is targeting soulmates, Will finds himself turning to the notorious Dr. Lecter to gain insight on how he's choosing the soulmates to target.
Things go horribly awry when he looks into Hannibal's eyes, though. The next morning, he wakes up with one eye blue, the other maroon. He's never wanted a soulmate, least of all one behind bars for murdering dozens of people and eating them. Hannibal thinks it's delightful -it's been dreadfully boring since he was locked up.
Romance, thriller, mayhem, mystery, soulmate au with a realistic twist, and a grumpy Will Graham
Bookmarked by knittersrevolt
13 Apr 2018
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
03 Jul 2017
“We’re not mates, Cora,” he insists. “I mean look at him-“
“Ouch,” the kid says, no longer pushing that shit eating grin.
“He’s- he’s,” Derek tries, at a loss of how to explain why this can’t be possible. Why it shouldn’t be possible.
Or the one where Derek gets attacked by hunters, ends up with amnesia and forgets Stiles is his mate
Bookmarked by knittersrevolt
07 Oct 2017