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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Yennefer interrupted his thoughts to ask, “So… how shall we three pass the night?”

    They were both watching him expectantly, almost hungrily, and Geralt knew that the decision had already been made. He sighed. He was too old for this. All he said in response was, “Fuck.”

    Picking up where The Witcher S1 ended, Geralt, Jaskier and Yennefer are thrown together yet again and spend a night together that is truly magical... in more ways than one!

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    24 Jan 2020

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  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    “If he draws his sword, I’ll take it from him and beat the snotty-nosed little brat’s arse with the flat of his blade.” - The Last Wish, page 84

    Five times Geralt threatens Jaskier with bodily harm, and one time he's forced to follow through on the threats.

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    19 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    In a universe where physical punishment of Padawans is commonplace, 16-year-old Obi-Wan has made a serious error in judgment. Qui-Gon must teach him a lesson and help him earn his honor back in a stern but caring way.

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    14 Jan 2020

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    The times when other people saw how much Tony and Peter cared about each other, the time when Tony admitted he cared about the kid, and the one when Peter realized it himself. Not necessarily in that order.

    Basically: Have a bunch of Marvel characters tell you how adorable Peter and Tony are around each other!

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    12 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Papa Nihil's pre-sleep ritual is disturbed by the inconsiderate Cardinal Copia who happened to get sick...

    Sister Imperator has a soft spot for the Cardinal.

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    10 Dec 2019