19 Works by kirkaut

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    The first shift without Eddie feels like bleeding out, but Buck presses it down. Eddie made his choice, and even if Buck hates it, he understands it.

    Buck drops his gaze when his eyes start to burn. His legs take him up into the loft, but his mind stays by the gear.

    His heart is…somewhere else. A little house on South Bedford, caught between two pairs of hands.

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    Dean wakes up on the morning of his 42nd birthday to the smell of something burning.

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    “Lots of kids your age nearby, then?” he asks. “Seems to me your neighbors are ages away. Must’ve gotten a lot of use out of this thing.” He nudges the bicycle gently with his toe.

    Harry can’t help but chuckle. “Oh, I had friends,” he concedes, and lets his good eye drift shut in a long, wistful blink. “Only they weren’t exactly my age, and they definitely weren’t children.”

    [or: the Kingsman/Winnie the Pooh crossover absolutely no one was asking for]

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    Manqué (adj.) [French]
    used to describe what a person could or should have been, but never was. 

    (Eggsy resists an impulse, and everything changes.)

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    He's lost almost everyone, but he thinks that if he lost Harry, too - if he lost Harry again - there'd be nothing left of Eggsy to go on.

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    It’s not that Bittle doesn’t swear.

    It’s more that Bits doesn’t swear as much as the rest of them, Jack thinks. Bittle swears for emphasis, carefully picking and choosing when to drop a curse into his sentence, just to pack a little punch in whatever he’s saying.

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    The notification sound isn’t the one that he’s got assigned to Jack, which is why he doesn’t feel any panic when Holster hums an agreement and leans over to peer at Bitty’s phone screen.

    At least, not until Holster says his name in the tone of a person with a slowly growing suspicion. “Bitty,” he says, very expectantly. “Who is ‘Good Robert’, and why is he blowing up your phone?”

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    He nearly slips up a handful of times, mentions of something Bitty did or Bitty said dancing on the tip of his tongue. He lets a couple loose, figuring it isn't unusual for two former teammates and good friends to keep in touch, but he has to stop himself from starting a couple of sentences with, "The last time Bits was here..."

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    “Oh, my God,” Roxy mutters, giving up her usual decorum in favour of slumping her head into her hands. “We’re going to be married, you idiot.”

    Oh. Oh.

    “Not if that’s how you’re gonna ask me,” Eggsy tells her indignantly. “Honestly, Rox, is the romance gone already?”

    (Or: Roxy and Eggsy have to play at being married for a mission. Meanwhile, Eggsy struggles to understand just why, exactly, Harry has been acting so rotten lately.)

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    “Do you trust me?” Eggsy asks, and knocks his forehead against Harry’s. The boat rocks violently.

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    Harry dies, and a stormcloud blankets England and doesn't leave for days.

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    Don't go into the woods alone, everyone tells him.

    Eggsy doesn't see why not.

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    It's a terrible idea, truly, but Harry has made a habit of turning awful situations to his advantage. He's come back from the dead once already, after all. What's a second time?

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    The flesh about his waist and hips seems more forgiving, too, less severely jutting bones and carving muscle. Harry wishes to sink in his fingers there, pull Eggsy to him.

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    The lack of a silver suppository has set Eggsy upon a certain path. The way that Eggsy looks, dripping wet and half naked, sets Harry on another.

    (Or: Total Canon Re-Write, aka The One Where Harry's Libido Saves His Life)

    Altered epilogue added August 2nd, 2015.

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    Never walk away angry, Harry knows.

    He doesn't think to tell Eggsy.

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    May nothing but Death do us part.

    (Eggsy wakes.

    And wakes, and wakes, and wakes.)

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    Eggsy’s always been something of an adrenaline junkie.

    Somehow, perhaps drowned by the memory of the incomparable high, he inevitably manages to forget about the crash.

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    The words shrivel and die between them.

    Harry's chest hitches on an indrawn breath. The contours of his face are cast dramatically in the fiery hues of the street at night, highlighting the wrinkle in his forehead and the soft slope of his chin and the silvery pink of his scar.

    He's beautiful, and Eggsy loves him.

    “I miss you.” The confession falls. It lands heavily onto the pavement, cracking into the asphalt. “You're alive, you're right in fucking front of me, and I still miss you.”

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