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Stede stands on the warm sand at the beach, stripped of his luxurious coat and impractical shoes, his hair pushed off his face from where he'd slicked it back while using seawater to clean away the pigs blood. He breathes deeply and takes a moment to grieve the life he's about to leave behind for good.
Just a moment, and a moment only.
He closes his eyes against the warmth of the setting sun, and inhales the salty spray of water as a wave crashes on the shore; the ocean advancing and receding, beckoning him forward.
Calling him home.
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- Part 2 of on a homeward path we go
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Ed’s made up his mind: if he ever lays eyes on Stede fucking Bonnet again, he’s a dead man.
Ed’s had six months of Stedeless-ness, and six months of thinking about all the terrible things he’d do to him when they saw each other again.
Somehow, it never occurred to him to think that they’d never have the chance.
[Or: Ed hears about Stede's 'death' and promptly falls apart.]
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- Part 1 of on a homeward path we go
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things you said (under the stars and in the grass) by kirkaut
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
27 Jan 2022
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This far away from the bright lights of central London, the stars shine beautiful and bright.
Eggsy feels small like this, but not the way he used to when he was living on Rowley Way, under Dean’s thumb. Out here, cast in the warm glow of the manor’s lights, he looks up at the sky and finally feels a part of something bigger, something important, something good.
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The first shift without Eddie feels like bleeding out, but Buck presses it down. Eddie made his choice, and even if Buck hates it, he understands it.
Buck drops his gaze when his eyes start to burn. His legs take him up into the loft, but his mind stays by the gear.
His heart is…somewhere else. A little house on South Bedford, caught between two pairs of hands.
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Dean wakes up on the morning of his 42nd birthday to the smell of something burning.
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from: trent.crimm@theindependent.co.uk
to: lassoteed@yahoo.com
subject: Re: what the heck spell checkCoach Lasso,
I can assure you that my transfer has nothing to do with your club's relegation, nor is there anything that Richmond has done in error. Rather, I have spoken with my editors and we’ve agreed that this is the most appropriate course of action.
I wish you all the best in the season.
-Trent Crimm
+44 3032 723956
trent.crimm@theindependent.co.uk
The Independent
Northcliffe House
2 Derry St
London
W8 5TT
UK
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20 May 2022
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“Ted,” he says, mouth dry.
“Trent,” says Ted.
“Is this a date?” says Trent stupidly.
“Trent Crimm, bringing that heat.” Ted still hasn’t withdrawn his hand.
They’re standing in the street outside Ted’s flat where any tosser in Richmond could gawk at them. Trent hasn’t blanked so hard since his first press conference at Man United, where Alex Ferguson insulted his hair. His mouth, trained by years of journalistic habit, says on autopilot: “Follow-up question.”
In 48 hours, Trent Crimm lands a scoop, implodes his career and makes some drastic life decisions. And then there's the aftermath. And Ted, of course.
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- Part 3 of Headlines, Deadlines
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19 May 2022
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you know what they say, you can't help who you fall for by booksplease
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
21 Nov 2021
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Trent doesn’t realize as he’s writing the article. He writes and deletes, writes and deletes, and deletes, and deletes, and writes, and doesn’t ask himself why this article is any harder than the hundreds (thousands) he’s written over a long and hard-fought career. He swears at himself plenty when he picks up the phone and texts Coach Ted Lasso (America) and divulges his source — Trent does respect him, after all, and the poor man doesn’t need to be wondering which of his inner circle betrayed him — but he doesn’t realize.
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i've got a feeling (everybody had a good year) by heartofwinterfell for NeelyO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
25 Dec 2021
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His daughter’s new primary school teacher is an American. And that’s only the start of Trent Crimm’s problems.
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Bookmarked by kirkaut
18 May 2022
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The first thing Ted thinks, when he sees the guy leaning proprietarily up against the door to their bus, is that he’s got a goddamn beautiful head of hair. The dark, soft-looking fall of it over his face makes Ted’s fingers itch and his stomach roll over in pleasant ways.
The second thing he thinks is: Crap, that’s Trent Crimm, from Independent.
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Ted & Trent's bands go on tour together and stuff happens.
Bookmarked by kirkaut
17 May 2022