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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Keith meets Shiro on a dating app designed for farmers to find and fall in love with other farmers. And he is instantly smitten.
    One small problem, Keith isn't a farmer, not even close.

    But he does muck around in the mud for a living, maybe that will be enough?

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    19 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    “I am the Champion,” the Darkness says, coming forward with a powerful stride into an embodied form. “I am Kuro, the Black One. I am Lieutenant Shirogane—”

    “Oh, it’s you again,” Keith interrupts him, and rolls his head to one side, casually cracking his neck as he stands.

    Or: the one where Keith fucks Shiro back to Hell. Sort of.

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    04 Apr 2021

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    Takashi Shirogane is everything Keith isn’t—financially comfortable, polite and gorgeous.

    He's also Keith's new roommate.

    Or, the fic where Shiro just wants to take care of Keith.

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    27 Mar 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    tshiro has a giant roll of inclusive pride stickers, a job at a nondescript welding shop, a tiktok account, and an agenda to combat the heteronormative status-quo of his chosen profession.
    Keith has a rusty vintage motorcycle, the best uncles anyone could ask for, and a slight infatuation with a man who uses puns shamelessly and can bench press twice what Keith weighs. And now he needs a welding specialist.

     

    Or: The one where Shiro is an out-and-proud welder and Keith is really into the terrible puns he makes.

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    08 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    He’s taking too long, and he knows he’s running out of time when Keith begins to shift above him, quirking a sharp brow.

     

    “I don’t come until you say.” He wheezes, forcing the words out between his teeth.

     

    Keith hums, tracing the particularly large knot of rope at the center of Shiro’s chest with his fingertip. “And?”

     

    —-

    Or: Shiro’s husband helps him get back to earth when needed.

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    25 Jan 2021

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