kettish

Tiny Bilbo uses the One Ring as a hulahoop



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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    After a night out celebrating the end of the semester (and being teased by his very drunk and very gorgeous boyfriend) all Keith wants to do is go home and get the dicking down of his life. Shiro apparently has other ideas.

    Or, the one where Shiro finds some glow-in-the-dark condoms and nothing goes according to plan.

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    17 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    It was a cold and stormy night when Keith’s true love first came into his humble bunny life.

    Little did he know...Shiro's not like other bunnies.

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    12 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Shkidge have kinky sex. That’s it. That is literally the entire fic. The end.

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    02 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Keith's a lifeguard and he loves his job—especially when a hot science nerd keeps hanging out in front of his lifeguard tower.

    Or, Keith loves the sea and Shiro loves the stars. They find a way to meet in the middle.

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    29 Jul 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    “Thought there were Galra in the sky, not humans,” the man says, voice dry and amused. “Forgotten my species again?”
    Shiro freezes and sees Keith do the same out of the corner of his eye. There’s no way… he’s… the Garrison pronounced him dead, killed in action. Shiro had mourned him.
    “Adam?” Shiro croaks out, all but pushing Trit out of the way. The man sitting at the desk goes absolutely still. He’s dressed in an unfamiliar uniform and a burn scar crawls up his left cheek to an out-of-commission eye and his previously everpresent glasses are nowhere to be seen, but Shiro would recognize him anywhere.
    Somehow, Adam is here in this forgotten prison on the edge of known space. Somehow he’s alive.


    Shiro and Keith find Adam on a backwater prison moon a couple years after the war on a Blades mission. Feelings start to bloom between the three of them as they get to know each other again and their lives become increasingly intertwined.
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    28 Jul 2019