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    "Go for Jonny."

    "Jonny receiving, go ahead."

    "Got a drunk and disorderly guest who'd like to speak to a manager who 'speaks proper English' about height restrictions."

    "Wilco, on my way."

    [modern AU in which the Mechs work at a fairground, everyone is a queer found family, and plot does sort of happen.]

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    13 Jul 2020

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    You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.

    (From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)

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    13 Jul 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    There needs to be more "John Mulaney as the Riddler" fanfic. So, I wrote some. In one day. With no editing.

    I tried to write this in Mulaney's "comedy routine" voice. Maybe it worked out?

    Edit: Got the inspired by section working!

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    13 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    “I suppose it wouldn’t do to be leaving little witchers around the place, would it.”

    “Witchers are sterile.”

    “Hm?” Jaskier glanced up from his notes, doing a startled double-take. “What, all of you?”

    Jaskier learns something new about witchers.

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    13 Jul 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    Besnik doesn't truly understand the importance of the mission they've been given. Politics isn't something that's ever interested him, and he has only the faintest notion of why it's so important that the witcher girl that follows the Beast like a shadow is brought home with them to Nilfgaard - but then, it isn't his place to understand.

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    When a group of Nilgaardian soldiers fail to capture the witcher princess, they come to realise that what they've got instead could be a valuable tool for negotiation.

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    13 Jul 2020