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    Assorted mostly self-contained snippets post-they're gonna send us to prison for jerks, aka an excuse to write whatever self-indulgent nonsense I feel like about undercover as a (formerly mustached) math teacher Bucky Barnes.

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    29 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Bucky’s cover is Ned Flanders

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    “Out of all the ways I saw this going, Bucky rescuing us with insightful fashion commentary was just not even on the list,” Nat said as they walked out of the recording studio.

    Hill and Coulson come up with an ingenious plan to show the world that S.H.E.I.L.D. can sort themselves out by sending Steve, Bucky and Nat on a whirlwind press tour. It doesn't go that well, but Bucky does defuse a bomb at the Met Gala and save Rihanna's life. Somewhere in there, he possibly saves his own life too.

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    06 Jul 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Walk, walk, fashion baby!

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    Shuri and Wanda cleared Bucky's triggers shortly after Killmonger's attempted coup, and he and Steve went on the run. But it turns out there's more to "fixing Bucky's head" than "getting Hydra out of it." When a group of rogue scientists manage to neutralize the serum and make Steve very sick--pre-serum "this is bad" kind of sick--and they're cut off from contact with Wakanda, Bucky knows only one person with resources to help.

    He calls Tony and surrenders on the condition that Tony tries to help Steve.

    From there, it's basically three variously messed-up guys’ trajectories from "This Is Fine", "Reasonably Speaking I Know It’s Fine", "I Will Be Fine With It" to actually being fine, guest-starring a far-better-adjusted teenage boy who climbs walls, a 1957 Ford Thunderbird, two women with a keen sense of the absurd, and Bruce, the Zen master of “it’s fine that it’s not fine.”

    Add in the fact that Bucky's been secretly in love with Steve since the thirties and things only get harder. Learning to be a person is the hardest thing Bucky Barnes will ever have to do--but he's got company along the way.

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    22 Nov 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Awesome Civil War fix-it! Bucky is precious and should be appreciated more. ♥️

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    They find the dog by accident.

    It’s tied to a concrete post with a thick metal chain and a wide leather collar near a guard station, seemingly left behind. It stares at them all and growls.

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    29 Sep 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Pyshki!

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    “Sergeant Barnes?”

    “Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.

    “Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”

    Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.

    “I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”

    “Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.

    Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.

    “I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.

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    03 Aug 2018