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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    30 May 2021

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    Clint Barton never signed up for Soulmate Matching. At first he was ashamed, not wanting to meet his soulmate as a criminal on the run. He joined S.H.I.E.L.D. so he could offer his soulmate a better life, but in the process he fell in love. How can he ask to be Matched now, when his dreams are filled with kind blue eyes and a steady voice in his ear?

    Phil Coulson registered for Soulmate Matching a decade ago, without result. At this point he can only imagine that his soulmate took one look at Phil's file and ran in the opposite direction. And who would want an aging, balding, boring guy whose file says 'civil servant'?

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    28 May 2021

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    Really sweet boys

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    Author William Graham has had a book on the bestseller list for the better part of a decade. He's also a recluse—no interviews, only a rare book signing or lecture. Otherwise, no one knows much about the man beyond the words in his novels and the requisite headshot on every cover. Even the blurb printed underneath his scowling, bespectacled face, framed by a head of messy curls—

    “Oh my God,” said the woman strapped to Hannibal's surgical table, “will you please just kill me already?”

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    Dr. Hannibal Lecter has a thriving psychiatry practice and a not-so-secret obsession; William Graham has an impressive writing career and not a single goddamn clue.

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    06 Apr 2021

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    "Castiel?" Sam calls out, carefully. Both of them lower their guns but don’t put them away, yet: there’s no sign of a struggle, but the guy did just break out of an insane asylum by squishing an orderly. With a bureau that he shouldn't have been able to move. "We're not gonna hurt you. We're here to help. My name is Sam. This is my brother, Dean."

    There's a loud silence. Dean can hear the wind rustling through the structure.

    A deep voice suddenly speaks up. It’s coarse and raspy and sounds like it hurts coming out; he’s never heard anything like it. It sends shivers down Dean's spine.

    "Dean?” the man asks. “Dean Winchester?"

    (A Season 4 AU: what if the fallen angel Dean and Sam ran into was Castiel, not Anna?)

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    06 Mar 2021

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    Best ever fixit

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    “I am paying attention,” Clint says, glaring at him. He’s so done with this guy. “Your name is Cale Montague. You wear sunglasses both at night and inside, which means you’re doubly the tool I thought you were. Your first name is also a vegetable, so I’m guessing your parents were either hippies or super rich. You like to hit poor, defenseless guys, and your suit is very much a last season kind of thing. That about cover it?”

    Montague looks a little nonplussed at this. Behind him, Barnes’s shoulders are shaking with muffled laughter. Clint stifles his own grin and waits for an answer.

    After a moment, Montague pinches the bridge of his nose and says, “This is going to be a long night, isn’t it?”

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    26 Feb 2021