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    A modern Middle-earth and the LOTR cast - but with zombies!

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    Modern AU durincest; stories posted out of chronological order (as the muse wills), but reorganized here for your reading pleasure.

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    My entries for the 2019 Season of Kink prompt bingo: my bingo card is here, and the prompts used are listed in the author's notes.

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    My fills for the 2018 Season of Kink prompt bingo; here's the bingo card, prompts used are listed in the author's notes.

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  1. Rec 8

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    “In those days the Companions of the Ring dwelt together in a fair house with Gandalf, and they went to and fro as they wished.” – J. R. R. Tolkien, Return of the King

    During the War of the Ring, Legolas and Gimli learned that they would gladly die defending one another. But now that peace has come at last, they find that there is so much still to learn. In the summer that the Fellowship spends in Minas Tirith, they at last have time to talk as they never did before. Before long, they find themselves staying up late talking, revealing secrets and dreams – so late that it is the most natural thing in the world to bed down together afterwards.

    But the summer is also hot, and the heat of the summer nights may lead to more revealing than either of them could have expected.

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    28 Sep 2021

  2. Rec 63

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    Two strangers meet in a bar, have a few drinks, and wake up married the next morning.

    That's just the beginning of their story.

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    25 Sep 2021

  3. Rec 3

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    A rewritten version of Tauriel's subplot in Desolation of Smaug

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    22 Sep 2021

  4. Rec 5

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    “A new text? What is it about?” Bilbo asked, excited and curious despite his irritation. “What do you think it will allow us to do?”
    Gandalf smiled.
    “Well,” he said. “You might say it will allow us to kill a dragon.”
    “What?” The cryptanalyst blinked. He loved riddles, but he would have preferred a straight answer, honestly. “What dragon? What is it? Or who?”
    “Hitler,” a grave voice at his back proclaimed. “He is the dragon.”

    Or, the one in which Bilbo finds himself with an ecrypted text to solve, thirteen Jewish men under his roof, and a secret agent who wants him to take part in a mission.

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    05 Sep 2021

  5. Rec 46

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    With a snap of his wand, Draco presses the white sheets to his bed– fresh linen, crisp at the corners.

    Downstairs, the Floo roars as Harry steps out of the fireplace, the way he does every Sunday night at eight sharp.

    Six months, the Healer had said. Once a week for six months and then they could reevaluate, if they couldn’t break the curse first.

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    26 Aug 2021