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    Paris outs herself and Rory during a televised argument with Michele Bachmann. Peskiest of all is the fact that Paris and Rory aren't actually dating. A documentary crew wants to make Paris And Rory's Modern Stars Hollow Family anyway. Meanwhile, Rory goes slowly and quietly nuts. (And doesn't like Paris like that -- why would you even suggest such a thing?? Not that ... anyone did.)

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    15 Jan 2022

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    "Trent Crimm, Interpol," says Trent, flashing his badge with a vindictive flair, "and I'll thank you to stop mucking up my crime scene, Mr - "

    "Ted Lasso, FBI," says the interloper, matching him badge for badge. 

    Trent stares at the ID he is presented with. "How is that even a real person’s name?"

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    03 Jan 2022

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    "…the real word for a group of witches is ‘an argument.’ " - Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith.

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    23 Dec 2021

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    Emma Swan is catapulted into stardom, the newest lead actress on a sanitized show featuring modern fairytales. Regina Mills is a long-undermined star with a chip on her shoulder and a thousand reasons why she's invested. Naturally, they loathe each other on sight.

    Their characters' fanbases, however, have other ideas.

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    23 Dec 2021

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    the best fic ever written, me thinks

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    "Well," Cho says, "my first name's Ermintrude, so."

    "Right," Hermione says again. "Well, that explains that, then."

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    17 Dec 2021