kallistob
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It's A Match! by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Apr 2021
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He was asleep by the time his screen lit up, around 2 am, announcing a new match and soon after, a new message.
Hi ! The text read. I’m Eskel. Love your profile, would love to chat with you and get to know you better. :)
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The Wolf and the Bard by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Apr 2021
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If he didn’t die, the ballad resulting from this fantastical encounter might be his best work to date.
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Elastic Heart by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Jan 2021
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What if he didn’t connect with any of those kids? What if he’d done all this for nothing? Fuck, what the hell was he even thinking? Who would want him for a father - lonely, old scarred wolf that he was? This was a terrible mistake.
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Vesemir visits a foster care home to adopt a child, and meets Eskel and Geralt. -
Fantastic witchers and where to find them by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), The Witcher (TV)
07 Nov 2020
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"Master Jaskier the Bard, also known as Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove," Jaskier says with a flourish and a graceful bow. "And this is my friend, the witcher Geralt of Rivia." Geralt doesn't lower his sword.
Newt has no idea what a witcher is. He's quite confused.
"Is this a Hollywood movie set?" He ventures.
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Or: To prevent a repeat of New York, 1926, Grindelwald gets rid of Newt Scamander by yeeting him through a portal. Newt lands in a world that is... quite different from his own.
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Newt has been cursed by a criminal with a peculiar sense of humor, and his only way out is to ask for Percival Graves' help.
It works out much better than he ever expected.
Recent series
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Tumblr Prompts by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Jun 2020
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A series of short stories inspired by this list of tumblr prompts : https://ofprevioustimes.tumblr.com/post/637249931597463552/miscellaneous-angst-starters-when-were-you-going
- Words:
- 1,691
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Take A Chance On Me by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 May 2020
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AU in which Jaskier really believes his soulmate is Geralt until he finds Eskel.
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- 27,688
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 62
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Youtube AU by kallistob, paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandom: Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
05 Jun 2018
- Words:
- 5,102
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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Collection of various one-shots written for Inktober 2017.
- Words:
- 10,971
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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The Sevenfold Path by Star_flaming
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Apr 2020
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Geralt had known Jaskier studied at Oxenfurt University, but he had thought of it as a sort of formal music education. It was becoming abundantly clear that while he had indeed studied music and composition, he also knew a lot more than Geralt had ever learned. And it was impressive. And humbling, too.
Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
10 Sep 2021
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The Lone Wolf Dies, But The Pack Survives by stonecoldsilly
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf
26 Aug 2021
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After the sacking of Kaer Morhen, Vesemir faces the legacy of the Wolf School.
(picks up immediately after NOTW ends, spoilers ahead)
Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
26 Aug 2021
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The Trial of the Medallion by Anoke
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
23 May 2020
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Old Speartip is one deep sleeper; wake him up and you'll sleep deeper.
Series
- Part 2 of Some Fucking *Bullshit*
Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
24 Aug 2021
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The Sky Fills Your Lungs (And You Breathe Stars) by aleatory_fox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
07 Mar 2021
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Erland is purchased by Alzur along with thirty-seven other children for some revolutionary experiments. They will become the Continent’s first Witchers. The last line of defence against the monsters that threaten to destroy civilisation. Despite the hardship and the pain, Erland finds friendship and purpose thanks to a young Aedirnian girl called Jagoda.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,105
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 24
- Kudos:
- 44
- Bookmarks:
- 7
- Hits:
- 317
Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
19 Aug 2021
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jaskier already has enough on his plate: from trying to break out as a musician in a big city while juggling as many odd jobs that he can get to pay rent, he has no time for anything.
that is, until a baby comes knocking on his door (no, literally).in which jaskier gets a crush, geralt panics over ciri, and ciri really just wants to explore, regardless of how much it stresses out her father.
Series
- Part 1 of runaway baby
Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
12 Aug 2021