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If he didn’t die, the ballad resulting from this fantastical encounter might be his best work to date.
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"I just... I really like travelling with him, you know? I don't want him to leave me behind."
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Elastic Heart by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Jan 2021
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What if he didn’t connect with any of those kids? What if he’d done all this for nothing? Fuck, what the hell was he even thinking? Who would want him for a father - lonely, old scarred wolf that he was? This was a terrible mistake.
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Vesemir visits a foster care home to adopt a child, and meets Eskel and Geralt. -
Fantastic witchers and where to find them by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), The Witcher (TV)
07 Nov 2020
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"Master Jaskier the Bard, also known as Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove," Jaskier says with a flourish and a graceful bow. "And this is my friend, the witcher Geralt of Rivia." Geralt doesn't lower his sword.
Newt has no idea what a witcher is. He's quite confused.
"Is this a Hollywood movie set?" He ventures.
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Or: To prevent a repeat of New York, 1926, Grindelwald gets rid of Newt Scamander by yeeting him through a portal. Newt lands in a world that is... quite different from his own.
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The cure by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
25 Oct 2020
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Newt has been cursed by a criminal with a peculiar sense of humor, and his only way out is to ask for Percival Graves' help.
It works out much better than he ever expected.
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Tumblr Prompts by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Jan 2021
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A series of short stories inspired by this list of tumblr prompts : https://ofprevioustimes.tumblr.com/post/637249931597463552/miscellaneous-angst-starters-when-were-you-going
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Take A Chance On Me by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 May 2020
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AU in which Jaskier really believes his soulmate is Geralt until he finds Eskel.
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Youtube AU by kallistob, paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandom: Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
05 Jun 2018
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Collection of various one-shots written for Inktober 2017.
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Geralt returns to Kaer Morhen the winter after he earns the title Butcher of Blaviken. While Eskel and Vesemir seem content to let him deal with it at his own pace and in his own time, Lambert has never been that nice.
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Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
13 Jan 2021
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The Ladies of Chaos Tattoos by lutes_and_dandelions
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Apr 2020
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Jaskier was only vaguely aware that the bookstore opposite his florist shop, Buttercups and Dandelions, had closed. He became slightly more aware when a group of builders took up residence in the empty shop, as they made an awful lot of noise while they worked. Curiosity came into play when the shop’s new storefront was revealed. Chaos Tattoos, it proclaimed. Jaskier noticed the same group of five women entering and exiting the shop on a regular basis.
The day before Chaos Tattoos was set to open, Jaskier was behind the counter making flower arrangements when the bell above his shop's front door tinkled. He turned, standing in the entrance to his shop was one of the women he’d seen going in and out of the new tattoo parlour. The first thing Jaskier noticed about her was that she had black hair, he didn’t get a chance to notice a second thing because she turned to face him and his brain short circuited.
“I’m from Chaos across the road, name’s Yennefer. We wanted to know if you sold potted plants or just cut flowers?” she asked.
Jaskier stared at her for a moment before blurting, “Yes,” and clamping his mouth shut with an audible click.
Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
06 Jan 2021
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Sherlock's sanity deteriorates while he and John are stranded on a deserted island.
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Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
06 Jan 2021
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breathe into my hands; i'll cup them like a glass to drink from by inber
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Jun 2020
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Outside the moon hung like engorged fruit, dripping with summer light. Too bright. Geralt squeezed his eyes shut and hated the pupils that he had yet to govern correctly. He was eighteen – nineteen? Fuck, he couldn’t remember – but here he was, bedfellows with bad dreams and weaknesses.
“Nightmare?” Eskel’s voice was little more than a whisper, but Geralt flinched at the sound of it anyway. He hadn’t heard his best friend’s awakening. Thought he’d been quiet enough to prevent it.
“Sorry.” Geralt said, shame curling within him.
“Geralt.” Eskel sighed. “What have I told you? I don’t care what the masters say. I get the dreams, too.”
Or: Geralt has a nightmare, and Eskel provides comfort that turns into something more.
Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
04 Jan 2021
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Left in the wake of Geralt’s ire on the mountain, Jaskier descends. Geralt follows after taking time to meditate, and begins to realise that he’s started something devastating that he may not be able to navigate.
Obviously inspired by the events of Netflix’s Witcher, Episode Six, although from here it’ll go waaay out of canon. And the bold/italicised lyrics – I shouldn’t need to say – but they are from ‘Landslide’ by Fleetwood Mac.
Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
04 Jan 2021