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  2. Summary

    Collection of various one-shots written for Inktober 2017.

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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    Contrary to popular belief, masturbation had never officially been deemed a sin.

    (In which a session of self-pleasure in the bookshop's back room turns into a surprise for all involved.)

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    06 Oct 2019

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    The first time Crowley meets his downstairs neighbour, Aziraphale is breaking into his flat. He's not what Crowley imagined in a burglar -- he's fussy, old-fashioned, and surprisingly adorable. Crowley is intrigued, Aziraphale is ready to share a good wine... and possibly more.
    (Human neighbours AU.)

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    02 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Soft.........

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    “What did you think would happen?” Crowley demanded. “If you told me? Finding the boy and stopping Armageddon was my idea from the beginning. You had to be talked into it! What did you think I was going to do if you told me you’d found him?”

    “I don’t know!” Aziraphale cried. “You were very keen on killing him—perhaps I thought you would make me do it.”

    “When,” Crowley said, “in the entire course of history, have I ever been able to make you do anything?”


    On the last night of their lives, Crowley and Aziraphale uncover some lies and unleash some truths.

    Aziraphale would give anything to go back and do it differently.

    Crowley will take anything he can get.

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    07 Sep 2019

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    Over the centuries Aziraphale learned many things about the human form, as well as his own, and among his lessons was this: most humans do not have thighs so exquisitely sensitive as his.

    (Aziraphale has very sensitive inner thighs. Crowley finds out, and things get smutty but also incredibly sappy.)

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    06 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    “Just part of the job description,” Crowley said, aiming for casual. “Never sought it out for pleasure.” Hadn’t thought he could find pleasure in it, not with all his other experiences with it.

    “I know it can be good,” he said. “I want to try and make it good, and you’re the only one I want to do it with.”

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    Neither Aziraphale nor Crowley have ever had sex that they've wanted and enjoyed. But they know that it can be good, and they want very much to make it good for one another.

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    06 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Soft..... Wish there were more chapters!